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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@amphibiam
There's no quicker way to make yourself look stupid than posting shit like "radfems think butch/gnc women aren't women". Like the vast majority of us ARE butch or gnc. The only requirement for womanhood is to be female, and if you took five minutes to read what we actually think you would know that.
i hate being referred to as “queer” not only because it’s down right rude but because somehow a slur has been added to everyone’s vocabulary without hesitation and “lesbian” is still considered a dirty and taboo word.
acknowledge me as a lesbian or don’t acknowledge me at all.
if you make or view deepfake pornography you literally deserve to be on the sex offender registry
They deserve a bullet in the head but I guess that's a start...
Back when all house wives took valium so they didn't kill their family.
Dont forget FGM.
From the 1880s to 1950s, excision was often performed to prevent and treat lesbianism, masturbation, depression, hysteria, and nymphomania. These procedures continued well into the 1970s, and were covered by Blue Cross Blue Shield Insurance until 1977.
they did what now.
They fucking did what.
ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies
Well maybe you shouldn’t have become a plastic surgeon then dumbass. You could’ve actually helped people
Okay like we recognize that plastic surgeons do help people, right? Like burn recovery is plastic surgery. Recovering from massive traumatic injury can require plastic surgery.
Conflating elective cosmetic surgery with necessary reconstructive plastic surgery was the greatest downfall of humanity bc you can't want to kill men who feast on women's insecurities without someone bringing up burn victims 🤔
well damn why didn't he say "so happy i went to school to save all these burn victims i feel so fulfilled" instead of "i suck fat out of people's asses." fortunately there's not a high enough volume of burn victims to line every plastic surgeon's pockets to the point where they're the highest-earning type of doctor, but there are plenty of insecure people they can prey on in the meantime.
things i have seen/experienced working in a toy store:
• a customer asking me if boys like coloring
• a customer telling her daughter she can’t give out ice cream stickers for party favors because there will be boys there
• an older couple laughing about how there’s a pink toy sword because a boy would never play with a pink toy sword (because i guess boys can’t like pink and girls don’t play with toy swords. also it wasn’t even pink it was red lol)
• a customer refusing to buy a snail robot kit for his nephew because it was “too cute for a boy”
• a customer sharply reminding me she was buying a gift for a boy when i suggested play food
• a customer telling her daughter she needed to pick a different birthday card for her friend because the one she chose had a pink envelope (her friend was a boy)
• a customer asking what a boy would like for valentine’s day instead of the stuffed dogs she was getting for the girls
• a customer getting upset when my coworker used blue ribbon on a gift bag because the present was for a girl
• a customer saying a toy guitar was “too girly” for her grandson, based only on the fact that the box had a picture of a girl playing with it (the guitar was red with yellow music notes)
but yeah, trans people have some real weird ideas about gender
Agreed up to the last sentence BC you do realise gender is the problem here like...
don't most trans people say they've always been trans because they played with girl/boy toys as a boy/girl
Men will see a hobby that is mostly enjoyed by women and say hmm I fucking hate this stupid shit this is so childish and dumb
Men will see a fashion subculture that is mostly enjoyed by women and say hmm I fucking hate this stupid shit this is so childish and dumb
Men will see a field of work that is mostly enjoyed by women and say hmm I fucking hate this stupid shit this is so childish and dumb
Men will s
Correction: men will see a field of work that is mostly enjoyed by women, such as early computer science, and say hmm I fucking hate this stupid shit this is so childish and dumb - until they realize that this field is becoming increasingly economically important. At which point they’ll kick out all the women, take over and say that it’s a men’s field, that women just don’t have a knack for it, because “their brains are just not wired for it”.
And they’re trying to do this to actual womanhood now.
No they’re not. Trans women are women. Don’t you fucking touch my post, TERF!
This is... my post. I made it.
@viniter get a grip mate
Exhibit 1211
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
[id: a light green userbox with a pastel green border and pastel green text that reads “this user refuses to have a gender.” on the left is an image of the Agender flag . /end id]
this but in a based way
There is no need to grow out of your tomboy phase.
It doesn't have to be a phase. It can be the honest version of you.
Be yourself forever. Tomboys grow up to be tough and handsome women, and there is nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with girls like you.
Would you make up a fun fact about women in world war one?
It was all a ploy so we could have a few years of female separatism
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The fact that Hayley Kiyoko, the most known and accepted millennial lesbian, recently had to quickly delete a TikTok video she filmed because she realised that people would be annoyed by the fact that she doesn’t like when her friends talk about penises, sensing she would be called transphobic for it (which of course happened) tells you everything you need to know about the huge amount of lesbophobia we have to bear in this day and age.
Lesbians must talk about our sexual orientation. We must make the jokes we want to make regarding our sexual orientations without being looked down upon by non-homosexuals who are too insecure to let us live peacefully. If the most visible of us delete something that relates to all lesbians there is a problem of rampant lesbophobia. There is very much the possibility she was advised to do it which is even worst because ... publicists, including straight ones, nowadays might still control the lives of lesbians ? So, I will say it for Hayley and for the entire lesbian community. Don’t let others push you in a second closet of shame. Yes it’s not enjoyable for us to hear friends talk about penises, that makes perfect sense and anyone who thinks it’s transphobic to say it can quite seriously FUCK OFF. 😃😌😘