Wizard Posting

Although my evil chalice does not make an appearance in my profile picture, let it be known it is bejewelled beyond measure

[canabeens]

Why is bro drawing the middle circle last? Are they stupid?

[thaparasite]

classmate was pissing me off last week so i used my awesome wizard powers to blow up their fucking house with all their precious trinkets inside

[goblinbathwater]

My homonculus is spilled the enchanted bottomless inkwell. There is ink up to my knees and I cannot find him.

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[himynamesisnotemail]

[cass-without-the-andra]

We're sorry, your salem witch trial has expired. Please upgrade to salem witch premium now

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[amythegayandspitefulwizard]

abouta whip up a heinous concoction in my evil chalice

[concoctionboy]

Just so you know, if you're using @evilwizard's concoction recipe, the concoction may not turn out quite as heinous as you intended.

[amythegayandspitefulwizard]

Nah, reached into the dark recesses for this one

[amythegayandspitefulwizard]

abouta whip up a heinous concoction in my evil chalice

[mold-wizard]

Huh, apparently my slime mold familiar Notty has somehow developed the ability to turn people into slugs. They've already done it to three adventurers.

I'm so proud of them.

[dogpuppy]

[goth-queen]

[amyjustcos]

I want rat tails I want rat tails I want rat tails I want rat tails I wa

[amythegayandspitefulwizard]

Me when I run out of one specific potion ingredient

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

witches & wizards are required to wear pointy hats as basic protective gear (lightning absorption rod for magical blasts)

[dogpuppy]

[moniquill]

[byjove]

is an ancient cursed sword a good Christmas gift for a 14 year old boy

[kidsomeday]

I asked an expert and this was his response:

[byjove]

Hmm. Alright! Cursed amulet for him instead!