A Penguin Literally

literally a penguin Ace

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

[argentium-47]

Gimmick blogs are silver

[slurps-soup]

*slurps soup*

[randomalienencounter]

ᓵᔑリ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ?

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg [x5]”

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[thecarrotrequester]

carrot oleas

[an-penguin]

Peck

[asterwild]

PENGUINS. all of them!

(not precisely to scale, but close)

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[vinceaddams]

12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

[purrpleberrie]

It’s today!

[vinceaddams]

It’s today!!

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

@the-official-goose-god

happy breadiversary :D

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck Peck :>

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck Peck Peck

[gh0stwithaheart]

Me and my bag of rats

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck Peck

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[porcelain-face-art]

I'm shocked there is yet no fish detector I can find.

I'm very shocked, in fact

Slightly disappointed even

Someone,... You know what to do.

-no corvid detected-

Quest acquired: become fish detector

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

(i mean it does swim, right? Ducks swim? So this is a duck?)

[porcelain-face-art]

Good duck detector

That's right, ducks swim

Good deduction!

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@detector-detector ducks & Corvids 2 4 the price of 1.

Also, Corviddetector did you mean Ducktection?

[porcelain-face-art]

Auto correct screwed up my joke

I wanted to... Ah well it's too late now.

My disappointment is immeasurable but my day isn't ruined

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck

[sharksandwaffles]

If anyone would like their own silly cat doodle then interact with this post :)

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Despite how many communities I'm in, and how many mutuals I've achieved, I for whatever haven't bothered to make a mutuals community

The closest I've got is one that I invite bird mutuals to whenever I remember

[an-penguin]

Peck

[fae-is-gay]

Gimmick blogs are so fun cuz they can be @hellsitegenetics (which has introduced me to creatures I've never heard of) and on the other side you have @eggblackoutpoetry /pos

[an-penguin]

Peck Peck Peck

[markrosewater]

If penguins are planeswalkers rather than bird creatures, would it solve the "birds that don't fly" problem? Planeswalkers don't need Flying.

You’re suggesting that in the Multiverse all Penguins have an activated spark?

Get ready for March of the Machine Penguins. : )

[an-penguin]

Peck

[sillyguyposting]

Me when birds :3

Thank you my older brother fo giving me a special interest in penguins :3

[tmninjagirl]

[an-penguin]

:V A A A :V

[my-midlife-crisis]

Imagine the reaction of the world...

when our next president tears down Trump's tariffs and allows America to rejoin the world as a positive influence.

I'm sure the penguins would be relieved

[an-penguin]

:V :| :V Peck :)

[marine-gifs]

Galapagos penguins. Filmed in the Galapagos Islands. From BBC's South Pacific (2009).

[an-penguin]

:V AA. :| :V:|

[mrshighwind]

(If anyone is worried, all passengers including the penguin were fine)

[an-penguin]

Peck >:)

[political-us]

[an-penguin]

Peck :<

*waddles around sadly*