[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[simonalkenmayer]

What a good little creature!

[artificial-saturn]

@drukhari

[avatar-news]

The Netflix live-action ATLA news going around is FAKE

Dear Avatar fandom: FandomWire is a longtime KNOWN clickbait site that makes stuff up for... clicks. They have for years. Their story about Netflix live-action ATLA (whitewashing, aging up, and sexualizing the characters) is fake. They have no source.

This guy is the originator:

He was on a big YouTube channel until he was fired for sexual harassment and attempted sexual assault. He then started his own channel where he posts clickbait lies like the ones spreading about ATLA today.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_Junkies#Controversy

Please tread the internet with a little more care. Clickbait works by enticing people with content they think they want to see, and that content can be 100% fake. The ONLY goal is to get you on the page so that they get the ad revenue.

By spreading this fake news, you're putting money in the pocket of someone fired for sexual harassment and attempted sexual assault. He was fired from his real job and now he makes money this way, and FandomWire is in on it too.

Notice how he literally took the theories people were most worried about and said they were real? This guaranteed that the most people would click the article and video, your worst fears come true!

I would simply advise everyone to delete anywhere they've spread this, and relax. We'll know what's up with the show when we know.

I think it's important to stop this because this kind of social media outrage and trending hashtags and everything easily becomes a real news story on big websites, and then this guy will be making 100x more money. Let's not make that happen.

[squeakitties]

i have never played a metal gear game

[sindri42]

And yet you have captured their essence so well

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[cipheramnesia]

I really have questions here.

[wandererwithasilvertongue]

Shapeshifter didn't feel like uncatting to make the drink.

[cipheramnesia]

I have fewer questions.

[forbiddenseason]

[bugfork]

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

[forbiddenseason]

God this story is so blessed thank you

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom’s bread machine for some reason.

[blubbernuggetss]

bread boy

[unfollovving]

Let him bake

[astrodidact]

[purpledragonfollower]

[tumblr]

[purpledragonfollower]

Holy shit what

[dzamie]

what how did you do that

[purpledragonfollower]

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

[nevsky-deactivated20220826]

[tumblr]

what. what is the purpose of this

[riflesniper-a]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whenpushkincomestoshove]

In a culture where people ask how you’re doing as a symbol of politeness and not out of any sincere desire to actually Know, you are equally expected to answer with some vague polite affirmative (“it’s going good/fine/ok”). Being truthful and saying “it’s not going well/its going bad” implies intimacy and invites further questions about your personal life. So somehow the alternative has become that being exactly neutral conveys a sense of negativity and gets the point across without opening yourself to invasive questions from strangers (Who, once again, are probably only asking them because this is the politness script) and honestly it’s kinda buckwild.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[yayartstuff]

reading this post was like falling down the stairs

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

im begging you watch the whole thing

[headwir3d]

I love this guy, he’s ordinary sausage on youtube for those wondering.

[sirfrogsworth]

“I do not like the noodles of shame.”

[marquisedemasque]

Horn warmers

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[okujo-deactivated20210225]

I believe this only works if you live in Arizona (correct me if I’m wrong) but please spread so people can email the senator to stop this

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[atouchofsass]

hate to be this harsh when the people being made fun of deserve it so much but... are you guys honestly going to be this ableist and eugenicist? unironically? the study the article is based on may or may not be of passable quality (I can't afford to buy full access) but the correct conclusion is not and never will be "wow, STUPID people with BAD BRAINS are dragging society down as usual"

sure, that's a pretty funny self-own. but this path does not lead anywhere good