ancient goddess of laziness

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[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

i havent watched the pitt but ive seen a lot about it, read some fanfic, and talked about it with friends. this just came to me, but has anyone written an AU where Dennis is like the Dennis from hotel transylvania? like maybe he lives in the human world and one day like his family comes to visit when he is on the night shift or something? again, i havent watched it so idk how it would work, but i think i just wanted to see the other pitt people reacting to Dracula calling him Denisovich and the family being over protective and weird..

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

how does one... write? why must it be so hard. the ideas are there, sitting in my head. they've been in there so long they might as well pay rent. i know english. i know the characters. i know what the plot might look like. what is the barrier. where is this invisible wall. its like being in a video game and walking into the same thing again and again. i understand this is an almost universal thing but like damn its so weird.

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

Sometimes, the kids would latch onto Bruce and make him pretend to look for them

The idea is to push at their dad's physical limits (Damian calls it "training the Batman to be able to support his allies' weight in times of necessity" while everyone else just calls it "playing with our dad until he taps out and admits he can't handle how big we've gotten")

It's an awful game — on Bruce's part, mostly. Most of the children are taller or heavier than him. He's too old to be lugging around so much weight up and down the stairs. And most importantly: it looks silly

But it is rewarding to hear them teal with laughter — if only for a moment, his children are as young and innocent as his heart wants them to be

So no, he will keep playing along, even if people sometimes look at him like he's insane

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Bruce: Alfred, have you seen my eldest children?

Alfred, looking at Cass and Dick currently latched on Bruce's legs: Well don't look at me, sir. They're your children. You should really take care of where you put them down

Bruce: They're big people! Where could they possibly have gone?

[starts to waddle away while Cass and Dick snicker, still clutching on his legs]

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Bruce: Where are my robins?

Clark, about to point at the very obvious robin-shaped lumps under his cape: Batman, you do know-

Bruce: I lend my robins to you for one mission. One, Kal. The idea of borrowing is that there should be a promise of return.

[Tim sneezes. Damian stars violently shushing him. Bruce is still running the game]

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Diana, fondly: You really need to just throw down the towel. This game is going on for too long to be cute

Bruce:

Bruce, earnestly: It's... not just a game, Diana.

Bruce: They're all growing up so fast. They're all so wonderful and I'm so proud of them, of course, but it breaks my heart to see how big they've gotten. I just want to still be able to carry them around, even if I know they're trying to annoy me into tapping out. I want to show that no matter how big they get, they'll always be my babies and I'll carry them whenever and however they need me to

Diana, smiling: Of course, my friend

Bruce: Good

Bruce, with a teary-eyed 6"7 Jason currently koala bear'd onto his back: Now check behind this couch to see if Jason fell through the cracks

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

im just putting this story idea out there cuz its been in my head for so long, like years, but idk how to write it. idk why but i have wanted to write a booker (old guard)/ corinthian (sandman) fic. basically either the events of the first old guard movie, or the events of s1 of sandman would be moved a little so they would align better in time and then like its basically corinthian and bookers adventures in redemption.

maybe im reaching but does anyone see the vision

disclaimer - i have only watched the first season of sandman and i refuse to consider tog2 as canon

[cruisebian]

Big fan of this Hangman/Maverick parallel. Let’s disrespect our future instructors with mama!

[bilboghivashel]

consort bilbo you are so loved i know every king and queen finds you a delight to work with

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

so i catching up on the latest ep of taskmaster today and i was like woah that was an insane episode. then i realize, the new season of game changer is starting today, let me watch the premiere. AND IT WAS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE INSANE. what is happening yall. i was basically screaming with laughter, i love both of these shows so dearly.

in one day i have somehow been able to consume content in which i learn about Kumail Nanjiani's internet history and watch Jeremy Culhane improv a porn intro. what a time to be alive

[towerofmoiras]

Have you ever been in a fandom solely for a ship but haven't seen the original material?

Like, not watching it at all, or just a couple of episodes, random scenes, or edits.

But still knowing the whole story inside and out thanks to fanfics, quick research, and desperate searches for:

"Who the heck is this character they mentioned in five different fanfics?"

Because I've certainly done it.

I confess my sin.

In my defense, Your Honor, the original material sometimes takes WAY too long to get interesting, and my favorite character doesn't appear until season 4.

I'm not going to sit through three whole seasons just to watch a specific character suffer and then get obsessed with a ship.

Besides, sometimes something worse happens:

Your favorite character appears, becomes the best thing about the show, and then disappears midway through the plot while everyone else is stuck in the same conflict.

(And I'm not the one saying this, the fandom itself is)

So yeah

There are series I haven't technically seen.

But I know the lore perfectly well thanks to fanfiction.

In fact, when someone asks me something about the fandom, I have to think VERY carefully before answering because there's a very high chance they're confusing canon with:

— a headcanon — an analysis — a 40k shot — or something I read at 3 AM months ago

Does this happen to you, or have I completely lost my mind?

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

GO3 SPOILERS!!!!

ok so i just watched the finale and i have thoughts (very rambly)

First and foremost, i loved it. I genuinely loved it. it was rushed and imperfect but i have a sense of peace with the ending. was i crying, absoutely. i was devastated. but it was a good cry.

Here were my thoughts right after

FUCK NEIL GAIMAN

It was rushed. Oh my god it was rusheddd, i could feel the different storylines that were supposed to be developed across an entire season, and especially the middle 30 minutes felt like being pulled in several directions at once. what is up with all the random shopkeepers, where are nina and maggie, harry the fish is just there?

i do not understand the find the lady thing? like harry the fish teaching jesus about a card trick made him remember how to be jesus? and then he is poofed, though i think once again if we got a season it would have made sense. alas if wishes were horses, etc etc

i think this ending for the plot that was shown made sense. they were never going to actually be free of heaven and hell. as shown at the start, crowley quit, and they were able to just pull him back like it was nothing. it is all well and good for crowley to have been like we dont need heaven or hell, but that does not mean heaven and hell were done with them

i feel peaceful with that ending. i get a sense of peace that in the end, do you really need more than a warm drink, a starry night, and the people you love. yes they had to lose a lot, but in a game against god herself, i feel like they did pretty well for themselves

tbh i think they are aziraphale and crowley. even if they "only" get 40 years, those 40 years were probably wonderful, at least in my head.

muriel and eric are very cute in the end at the restaurant, both of them + jesus are cutie patooties

i can't believe in the end they hear nightingales (was that a nightingale?)

this is the end of an era for me, i first watched good omens in either end of middle school or early high school (its the hazy tie around the pandemic), now im a second year in college. lot has changed, thank you to the good omen teams for giving me a show to help get through it all.

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

everyone who writes bilbo and thorin reuniting in the afterlife and living happily ever after between mahal's halls and yavannas gardne, i hope both sides of your pillow are cool, you never stub your toe, and your exam questions are exactly what you studied.

also if yall know any fics with that exact trope pls send them my way

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

it is very cruel for good omens s3 to come out in the middle of the week on the busiest day of my week and when I have my ochem midterm. you're telling me i have to wait until 8pm tomorrow when i comes out at 12:00am?? absolute nonsense imo. so i must go offline.

but it shall be good, it shall end well, and it will be the perfect treat with my ice cream at the end of a long day. it will be absolutely tickety-boo.

[bittersweetyrn]

this came to me in a dream

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

just finished binging s1 of tlovm. i love everyone, they are all my babies. i would like to pat all of them on the head and keep them in a box to shake. also, where does one get a pet bear. asking for a friend.

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

did i think that reading the hobbit and watching the movies in english class in middle school would lead me to an obsession with a hobbit and a dwarf that lasted to college. no. am i complaining. absolutely not.

[ancientgoddessoflaziness]

intro

welcome to my blog that im sure u came to on accident. the fandoms and ships that consume me at the moment are

Good Omens

The Old Guard

Ted Lasso

Top Gun

Lokah

Dead Boy Detectives Agency (tv show): catwin

The Hobbit: bagginshield

my auxiliary fandoms (where i have only interacted with fan made stuff and not the actual content)

DC Comics: batfam (specifically WFA) and superbat

Supernatural: destiel (watched like the first 8 seasons, but at some point it felt too endless for me)

OFMD

The Magnus Archives (again listened to like the first 4 seasons, couldnt finish it)

I welcome asks for fics recs esp if you are like me and sometimes you want to be part of a fandom without having to consume the actual media... tho dont expect canon accuracy of any sort or discourse, because you are technically playing a game of telephone and what you know is a very skewed version of the characters that is probably more fanon than anything.