I will, and it will be loquacious to a fault.

Dellan, 30, xe/xyr/xyrs. Icon by @porunareff

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[fangs-4-fags]

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

[fangs-4-fags]

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[proteusolm]

vertical tail. she is so talented.

[proteusolm]

everyone loves the windowsill

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[pinniposting]

can i stare at u like this

via

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[anxiousleftist]

How it feels to be queer & disabled:

[nueuhell]

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Sometimes you have to wonder if your pets make active choices or if they sometimes just end up like that

[crazysodomite]

my shy gagobear

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot