Fandoms United Nations

I write fanfiction prompts. if u write these ideas please send me a link to them. I would love to read them. Be sure to mention this blog if you post any fanfiction inspired by one of my prompts.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[pink-apocalypse]

Funny episode when I first heard it, absolutely hiLARIOUS episode in retrospect.

[catsaurofmagiccomedy]

[proteinmom]

task manager kill this man

[naamah-beherit]

ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched programme

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[undeadentropy]

Time knife is a form of time knife

[rayshippouuchiha]

Aizawa: a pet is a creature of a different species as you, often less intelligent, who you provide food and shelter for and take care of, and what you get out of the relationship is companionship. maybe not intellectual companionship, but there's something to be said about Bothering The Creature. gently shoving it's head to the side and looking at it's silly face as it stares at you.

Aizawa: hmm.

Aizawa: Nedzu is not a human, but he's still more intelligent than most of them. He signs our paychecks.

Aizawa: but he only climbs up and down me, specifically, and also has definitely gently shoved my head to the side before with his pawpads.

Aizawa: The logical conclusion is that I am Nedzu's pet.

Aizawa: ...

Aizawa: actually, this is a satisfying state of affairs for me :) im fulfilling my childhood dream of being someone's pet cat.

Aizawa: This checks out

Aizawa: I wonder if this means I can demand a new climbing perch in the staff room?

[henstomper]

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

it's not weird to have clones of your nemesis

[chio-chan2]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

I'd clone me and perry so none of the me are alone

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

As you should Doof

[depsidase]

[spacemammal]

Based on this post by @pointnclick

I love the idea of Danny and the Joker having an unending beef and I thought of them when I read that post

[virtualgirladvance]

youre not a failgirl youre mentally unwell and critically unsupported!!!

fire aesthetic tho keep it up

[paranoidgemsbok]

Yeah thatll do it

[spedles]

Defernull spamtenna being really cute and sappy in private and then someone walks in and tenna hastily goes back to pretending to hate the little messed up puppet man.

I might have gotten a little carried away with the whole “breaking down each other’s walls and opening up to each other” thing so uh. I tacked on the heel turn on the end 😭lmao

[americanfrontier]

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

[cwudining-deactivated20181015]

A friend of ours worked in a movie theater.  One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.

After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”

No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.

Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”

The kid ran away.

[naamahdarling]

Evidently the “amputees are the FUNNIEST motherfuckers” thing extends to their parents as well.

[prokopetz]

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

[burnt-kloverfield]

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

[prokopetz]

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I hope it’s been pier reviewed

[kidokear]

Tenna always had a talent for targeting emotions. Even unknowingly.

There is a SPEEDPAINT! vvv

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[fanonical]

here's a secret about fandom - just because fanon is popular doesn't mean you have to like or use it. you can do your own thing, you don't have to bow to the most popular interpretations just because they are popular