Highway to hell

I love reading and gaming. My ask si open for all of you :) I reblog what I like or find interesting :)

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

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[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dreams are the loading screen for the next day.

[andiepil]

more like a saving screen actualy

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[the-darkest-of-lights]

This would be great for witchcraft!

[some-people-call-it-tragic]

[sugarbabey2001]

If I cannot move Heaven, I will raise Hell.

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[sungso]

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

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73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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114 send help

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115 I CANT LOOK AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING TRAINWRECK

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118 none of us have a life. God dammit

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120 now this is shitposting

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121 do you like the numeric value of the sky

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142 rest in peace Quintus Pompeius Falco

[andiepil]

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[subwaywithinmymind-deactivated2]

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

[sixpenceee]

The chip is a 20-millimeter square, about 7 millimeters thick, and each day, it dispenses 30 micrograms of a hormone called levonorgestrel, which has already been used in several kinds of contraceptives. 

A woman can turn the device on and off with a click off a button so unlike other contraceptives a woman doesn’t have to go to a clinic to deactivate it. It also lasts up to 16 years. 

The chip is implanted under the skin of the buttocks, upper arm, or abdomen

It was developed developed by MicroCHIPS of Lexington, Massachusetts, the device will begin testing in 2015. The goal is to have it on the market by 2018.

SOURCE & MORE INFORMATION

[bug-g1rl]

so when u get turned on you turn it on

[sero-cos-deactivated20220121]

Reblog if it's okay for a girl to wear a tuxedo

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom and sister who don’t think I should wear a tux to prom

[andiepil]

Why not, I think you’ll look stunning

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Mother Fuckin’ STEAM SALE

Listing some AMAZING Steam sales that are going on this weekend.

Under $5

Portal 1 + 2. As a bundle it’s only $4.99. Portal is $1.99, Portal 2 is $3.99.

Borderlands 2 is $4.99

Skyrim is $4.99

Left 4 Dead 2 is $3.99

The Stanley Parable is $2.99

Bioshock and Bioshock 2 are $3.99 ea. The entire series is $10.49

Transistor is $4.99

Castle Crashers is $3.49

Mass Effect is $4.99. Buy 1+2 in a bundle for $8.74

HuniePop is $3.39

Battleblock Theater is $3.74

Outlast is $4.99

Psychonauts is $0.99

Super Meat Boy is $2.09

To The Moon is $1.99

Skull Girls is $2.99

Spore is $4.99

Under $10

South Park: The Stick of Truth is $7.49

Fallout 3 is $6.79

The Evil Within is $8.99

Civilization V is $7.49

Binding of Issac: Rebirth is $9.89

The Walking Dead Season 1 and 2 are $6.24 each.

The Escapists is $6.11

The Wolf Among Us is $6.24

Deals that are 50% off or more

Borderlands the Pre-Sequel is $15.99

Dying Light is $19.99

Ori and the Blind Forest is $11.99

Mad Max is $29.99

Alien Isolation is $12.49

7 Days to Die is $11.24

Game of Thrones by Telltale is $14.99

Deadpool is $19.99

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I suggest taking a look yourself, if you low on game to play.

[andiepil]

Also on Origin you can get Battlefield 3 and 4 with a huge fucking discount. Just fyi

[refinery29]

Happy Thanksgiving, hope you hear a good Dad joke

GIFS VIA NBC NEWS

[baby-berita-deactivated20200413]

they’re so beautiful

[coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012]

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

[coolmomsvevo-deactivated2021012]

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

let this die i beg of you

[espurrellie]

This is beautiful and shouldn’t die.

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

I SWEAR TO FUCK THIS HAD LIKE 400 NOTES AN HOUR AGO WHO MADE THIS BLOW UP WHO

[ubercharge]

a beautiful situation showing humans working together and co-operating

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it