random shit

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[evilkakyoin]

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

[cthuluguu]

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

[evilkakyoin]

shut the fuck up

[cipheramnesia]

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

[shaimaasblog]

Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive

A Plea for Help from Gaza: A Family Seeking Safety

I am Shaima from Gaza, married to Ibrahim @ibrahem-88 Al-Sir.My family consists of two people. For 8 years, we had a dream of having a child to make our life more beautiful.

Donate to Help Shaima's family get out of Gaza, organized by Abdalhadi Alserr

Hello everyone, I am Shaima, wife of Ibrahim Al-Sir, from the Gaza Strip - Khan … Abdalhadi Alserr needs your support for Help Shaima's fami

We are now living in the midst of a hellish war between death, destruction and hunger.

This is after losing everything we had, the fetus, our home, and our only source of income

I was waiting for more than 8 years to have a transplant to have my first child, but because of the war, fear, sounds of explosions and displacement from one place to another, I lost my child.

I am now living the worst days of my life because of all this. My husband and I want your help to escape from all that we are suffering and get out of Gaza to safety.

Donate to Help Shaima's family get out of Gaza, organized by Abdalhadi Alserr

Hello everyone, I am Shaima, wife of Ibrahim Al-Sir, from the Gaza Strip - Khan … Abdalhadi Alserr needs your support for Help Shaima's fami

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[babyboomerbullshit]

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Wow

[amesann-reblog]

Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.

However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.

TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra

[dyke-uncle]

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

[00venator]

Your hwat

[dyke-uncle]

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby

[00venator]

Ok.

[mobiused]

Donate to Lebanon Emergency Shelter and Humanitarian Relief, organized by Tarek Zeidan

My name is Tarek Zeidan, a queer activist from Beirut. I am raising eme… Tarek Zeidan needs your support for Lebanon Emergency Shelter and H

"fundraiser for displaced members of the queer community in lebanon. share & d.nate" please help

[mobiused]

Please help genuinely even if its just a reblog

[mobiused]

Please please keep sharing and donating only 5k left to help so so many deserving people especially the queer community of Lebanon. 500 provides a month of rent, medication and basic needs for a queer person in need and they only need a fraction of that from a handful of people to get their goal.

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[elfwreck]

[badjokesbyjeff]

For all the single people thinking of getting married, here are the pros and cons:

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

[donniehaspronouns]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[authenticstains]

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

[brite-eyed]

Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he went unconscious following contact with a low voltage line. Thompson over 400 feet away recognized the critical situation and ran to the pole and scaled it to reach Champion. Realizing champion wasn’t breathing he delivered CPR and chest compression while supporting his friend; super impressive /difficult given the angle (if you get it wrong air goes into the stomach and inflates that instead).

This all happened oddly in Champions work anniversary. And weirder Rocco Morabito, a newspaper photographer who had been covering a strike down the road with eastern freight (this happened in Florida btw) happened to be nearby with his camera in a time that no one carried cameras daily. This photo won him the Pulitzer Prize for journalism photography.

[kinksmog]

Babe are you okay? I saw you reblogged The Kiss of Life, 1967 again.

[pukicho]

Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please

It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades

[deathburger]

I can’t believe that this is how I find out.

[engulfes]

something deeply intimate about being outside early in the morning all alone and seeing the world as she is

[demo]

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[catchymemes]

[nitewrighter]

Another thing I've noticed working as a children's librarian is like... kids get so Paralyzed By Choice and the adults in their lives never really register why. Like, for example, we have little scavenger hunt sheets in the children's section and when a kid completes it, they get to pick out a cute eraser from our prize basket. We also have a little toy prize chest as part of our "1000 books before Kindergarten" challenge for when kids complete 100 books--and kids will spend minutes carefully picking through everything while their parents are shooting us anxious looks like "sorry they're taking so long! I know this is silly and it's completely ridiculous that my child is taking so long to choose between a bath toy and a cube puzzle because these are cheap and arbitrary objects! Hurry up, Harper! Just pick something! You're embarrassing me!!" But in the kids' perspective, they already have so little control over what objects come into their lives, and in this case, the object represents labor and effort on their end, so of course they feel they must choose very carefully. I've always been an anxious and indecisive person, so it's striking to see how being rushed really doesn't help that and really only makes it harder for kids to figure out what they want.

[mod2amaryllis]

something about the way my extremely reactive dangerous patient today is wearing a pride collar...

[mod2amaryllis]

diversity win! this bite risk is GAY! 🏳️‍🌈

[mod2amaryllis]

obsessed with the possibility that i could've been referring to a human patient who wore a pride collar to the hospital. they're just really method about their pup play

[mod2amaryllis]

with the biting, and all