i'm actually a writer i swear

aj | cis-female (she/her) | uk | 28 | creative writer, baker, science lover

[animentality]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[thatsbelievable]

[hunt-11]

Some of my classic f1 driver art! Wanted to get something out before I relock in for exams 😭

[chongoblog]

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

[supergameboytwo]

who?

[alternativeulster]

who?

[dragongirltongue]

who?

[acreaturecalledgreed]

who?

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[forcedintostarwars]

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

[pianopadawan]

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

[stephendann]

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

[taraljc]

accurate.

[elljayvee]

Literally, Uncle Owen dies and Luke IMMEDIATELY gets into a bar fight (Obi-Wan beat his personal best, having lasted 25.3 minutes holding back Skywalkers this time), breaks into an Imperial facility & breaks out a prisoner, joins a gang, and destroys a space station, in, like, 3 days.

[dduane]

…What a scamp.

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[attempted-burger]

I thought that was grindr

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[purplezrb]

ITS TIIIMMMMEEEEEEE

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[mmavverickk]

you STAB Caesar? you stab him like the salad? oh! oh! jail for the senate! jail for the senate for Two Thousand and Sixty-Nine Years!!!!!!

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[newageauthor]

I love this site

[sophiehelgagoughfives]

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

[inthefallofasparrow]

At this rate, Caesar won't even show up on the day. You tipped him off.

[the-haiku-bot]

At this rate, Caesar

won’t even show up on the

day. You tipped him off.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[katharkness]

Caesar was tipped off by a seer and still showed up

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[ruriginzuishou]

The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013

[ianthe]

it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!