[andjdjjfdi]

remaking my tumblr, message me for the new account 

[andjdjjfdi]

remaking my tumblr, message me for the new account 

[andjdjjfdi]

remaking my tumblr, message me for the new account 

[andjdjjfdi]

remaking my tumblr, message me for the new account 

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[andjdjjfdi]

remaking my tumblr, message me for the new account 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[mrevaunit42]

Foaly is that you? 

[planet-solux]

Oh my fucking god you've turned shaggy into a centaur sorcerer🤣🤣🤣

New dnd class acquired

[poikaboo]

hey folks; i know we’re all going thru it right now, so I made a carrd masterpost of some stuff to comfort us all. there’s some games, some mental health stuff, and all the crisis lines i could find. i hope it helps; please spread this if you think your followers might find it useful

[frustrationjpg-deactivated20200]

spread this so people who need this can have access

[lilalienkween-deactivated201907]

Note: this service is only available in California, New York, DC, Washington, Illinois, Virginia, and Pennsylvania.

[amoisthobo]

This is fucking irredeemable. You can’t reform this

[ellielol]

is there a gofundme for the mother?

[thetearsofunfathomablesadness]

Warning for images of her with facial injuries/blood in the description, but here is one organized by Chantell Taylor, Rickia’s best friend and sister.

[customemoji]

card suit eyes (spades eyes, diamonds eyes, hearts eyes, clubs eyes)

[reverseracism]

Police forcibly took a Black toddler from his mother's car and then posted his photo to Facebook saying he was 'lost,' lawyers for the famil

Philadelphia police officers smashed her car's windows, separated her from her kids, took her into custody, and didn't charge her with anyth

[shitpostbishop]

[shitpostbishop]

Date clarification

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[itsalburton]

This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit

[ghost-cassette]

I especially love the fact that, in many depictions, Bruce Wayne somehow ended up looking similar enough to the one Kryptonian on Earth that they can Parent Trap people

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*Deathstroke bursts into the Legion of Doom headquarters* “Guys, you won’t believe this, but I think Bruce Wayne is Superman!“

[sunshine-tattoo]

today I learned that Clark Kent is sloppy drunk and I am in eternal gratitude for that

[orangebaccarat]

I’ve seen this post go around a couple of times and I’ve never seen anyone add the time that Clark somehow got high.

[begettingmonsters]

i say “somebody’s making brownies in North Dakota” whenever my irl bizarrely strong sense of smell is bugging me plz reblog so ppl will get the reference thx

[gehayi]

I love that Supes’ reaction when high is a) finding something sweet and fresh-baked from the Midwest and b) asking his friends to come with him on his Quest for the Perfect Brownie.  Even when he’s high, he’s wholesome.  

I also love that the thing that really pissed him off was the destruction of a borrowed shirt. Death is something he and Bruce risk every day, but Bruce trusted him with that shirt, darn it!

[dccomicsbookshelf]

“what is happening right now” who gave deathstroke the right to be such a mood

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[elasticitymudflap]

karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife

[laboradorescence]

🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫

[artificial-father]

Karen bisexual icon

[dontbeanassbutt]

do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she created a whole new verb that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend

[i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city]

I hope “this bitch empty” girl is having a good day

[siezethememesofproduction]

She popularised the word ‘yeet’.

She has my highest respect.