&pink&blonde&love

Alexa. 17. Summer. Tanning. Beaches. Glitter. Apple. Luxury. Creativity. Love. Alcohol. Glamour. Animal Print. Sexy. Beauty.

[thatsthat24]

[princelink]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Puss in Kinky Boots

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[nyokoko]

2016 is the year I'mma start doing this omg.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I’m not sure I’ve EVER enjoyed a Twitter story so much.

[teganfeatsara-deactivated202106]

that’s how I wanna go

[melongifts]

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

[owlmylove]

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

[astranaut]

HE HAD IT COMING

[jeremiahsmysteriosotouch]

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

[astronsouls]

Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds

[swaginageorge]

[wordsnquotes]

Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.

Sade Andria Zabala (via stolenwine)

[sondheim-etc]

[girlearth]

Me @ Donald Trump

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[done]

[mamalazzer]

Harry Potter - Behind the Scenes

[2winpeaks]

do u think someone ever got their dick sucked in space

[devilpantsu]

you cant get an erection in space. 

[2winpeaks]

why not?

[devilpantsu]

lack of gravity slows blood flow and lowers blood pressure. so you can’t get that space wood. and you cant orgasm without an erection. so the space suck would be disappointing for everyone. 

[2winpeaks]

ok but like what if the aliens have titties

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[howlinattheimpala]

[iwasrorya-deactivated20130504]

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

[magick-missile]

[buttchair]

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

[astroidbelt-moved]

what just happened

[wendy-darling-forever]

this makes me uncomfortable, 

[kateinator]

then do =x+2+ for the next part

[fraud-monet]

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

[sailorkitkat]

What is this sorcery?!?!

[floretsilva]

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

[ollieofthebeholder]

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

[finaltennessee]

My mind just broke

[kiarabearaa]

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

[xoxobriannanicole]

I def just wrote this on a piece of paper while laughing and my friends are now judging me hardcore

[culturenerds]

[punkgoesbridget]

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

[greathornedbisexuowl]

Fitness app where you’re given a random pokemon egg and you have to walk around irl like in the game until a set number of steps until the egg hatches and gives you a random pokemon, then you’re given another egg, and you can collect the pokemon that you hatch by walking

[weloveshortvideos]

what is wrong with some white people

[wormdirtxo93]

omg……. omg … omFG

[no]

I’m crying

[jumex]

I can’t stop watching this

[lopmon]

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENGIGN

[caliphorniaqueen]

LMAO

[yung4c]

The dog omg.

[sendingbadvibes]

Best part has to be the mini conga line in the background 😂