[Video description: a tiktok titled "Struggles of NYC Pizza Shops," with the same person playing three employees.
Employee: Hey boss, can I ask you a question real quick?
Boss: I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to take the orders and deliver the pizza.
Employee: That's the thing, I got this weird order just now, from these four guys with long Italian names. They wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and I quote 'the weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine.' But the address they gave me was a manhole cover.
Boss: Just a random manhole cover?
Employee: No, no, a specific one.
Boss: Oh, okay. What's the problem, then?
Employee: It's just that a few minutes later, I got another order from guys with, I'm pretty sure, just the same long Italian names but shortened, and they also wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and-
Boss: -the weirdest combination of things you could possibly imagine.
Employee: Exactly. But the address this time was the building next to the manhole cover.
Boss: That's quite a coincidence.
Employee: Is it? Cause on both calls there was a lot of chit-chat in the background, and I think that one of the guys was worried that we wouldn't deliver to a manhole cover.
Boss: That's ridiculous. We're a pizza shop in New York, of course we deliver to manhole covers.
Employee: Do you think I should bring both orders, or bank on it being the same one?
Employee 2 (E2): Hey, are you guys talking about the manhole boys on 35th?
E2: Okay. What you're gonna want to do is bring both orders to that general area, and some guys in trench coats will take it off your hands.
Boss: Please don't give our pizzas to just random people in trench coats.
E2: Nah, it's them. Trust me, I know these guys.
Boss: You do? What's their deal?
E2: Eh, it's complicated.
Boss: Sum it up in four words.
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