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@anemwevieam
"The Dragonlords' Special Envoy"
...is not at all how Arthur imagined him. 😏
No AI used - because I don't need that shit.
Ah yes, knight Merlin is always a pleasure to see. Looking very handsome here.
Hellblazer #46
Yeah, that’s my boy.
🇬🇧 Throwback to 2019 and my John Constantine cosplay.
Back when I threw together a trench coat, a loosened tie, a cigarette, and enough attitude to pretend I actually knew what I was doing. Looking back at these photos now feels strangely nostalgic.
Constantine has always been one of those characters I genuinely enjoy – sarcastic, exhausted, stubbornly trying to do the right thing even when everything around him is falling apart. He’s messy, cynical, and somehow still deeply human.
This cosplay wasn’t screen-accurate, perfect, or particularly expensive, but I had a lot of fun wearing it, and honestly that’s what cosplay has always been about for me: enjoying characters I love and bringing them to life in my own way.
It’s funny to look at older cosplays and remember where I was in life at that moment. 2019 feels both incredibly close and impossibly far away.
Still kind of tempted to bring Constantine back someday and see what I could do with five more years of experience.
🖤🚬 “It’s called a trench coat, mate. It’s magic.”
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🇨🇿 Malý návrat do roku 2019 a můj cosplay Johna Constantina.
Tenkrát stačil béžový kabát, povolená kravata, cigareta a dostatek sebevědomí na to, abych předstíral/a, že přesně vím, co dělám. Když se na tyhle fotky dívám dnes, cítím zvláštní nostalgii.
Constantine byl vždycky jednou z postav, které mám opravdu rád/a. Sarkastický, unavený životem, tvrdohlavě se snaží dělat správnou věc, i když se mu celý svět rozpadá pod rukama. Je chaotický, cynický a přesto neuvěřitelně lidský.
Tenhle cosplay nebyl dokonale přesný, nebyl drahý ani profesionální, ale nesmírně mě bavil. A právě o tom pro mě cosplay vždycky byl – o radosti z oblíbených postav a možnosti ztvárnit je po svém.
Je zvláštní vracet se ke starým cosplayům a vzpomínat, kde člověk tehdy v životě byl. Rok 2019 mi dnes připadá zároveň strašně blízko i neskutečně daleko.
A kdo ví – možná jednou Constantina opráším a zkusím ho znovu s několika dalšími lety zkušeností.
🖤🚬 „Je to jen kabát, kámo. Teda vlastně ne. Je v tom trochu magie.“
Perfect description of the character. You look gorgeous.
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
finally some good john comics takes 😂
I love the old hellblazer comics
"Cat on sidewalk" New York City, May 1959
From a 35mm negative by Angelo Rizzuto via shorpy.com
This is like…legitimately one of the saddest scans. Not in terms of like…emotional torment or whatever, but what it represents.
Bruce is lying about what he thinks of when the words come to mind. You’ll notice that all of the ones that DO come to mind pertain to Batman, pertain to his hunt for justice. He’s playing the slightly dumb playboy that doesn’t have a care in the world, and yet he has the world on his shoulders.
His idea of play? Going out and beating up bad guys. The first thing he thinks of when ‘friend’ comes up is Harvey, one of his greatest failures. His friend who went so horribly wrong.
And the final word…'happiness.’ He thinks of his childhood, when he was innocent. He thinks of himself with his parents, before they were ripped away from him, before he started out on his crusade for justice.
Bruce is an incredibly lonely man. He has maybe about ten people (if even that) of people who truly understand him, who GET him. He has his family, sure, but the Bat!family can only go so far. His whole life, he’s been dedicated to his pursual of justice, and he can’t walk away from that. He’s forced to play dumb for everyone except the privileged few, and even those privileged few don’t understand him completely. When you get down to it, really the list of people that Bruce can absolutely and positively trust falls down to two: Alfred and Dick.
What Bruce says in the end for happiness isn’t family. It isn’t love, or a person, or a book, or anything that could make sense for a normal person, because Bruce isn’t a normal person, by any definition. What he SAYS is ‘Gotham.’ His city; the one he’s fought and clawed and lived and died for, the city he’s cried and prayed and bled for, the one he protects with his life each and every night of his life.
Bruce’s definition of happiness is The Batman and protecting Gotham, and I think that alone tells us a lot about his mind, and about him.
I GOT CSP WORKING ON LINUX have a Merlin doodle to celebrate <3
Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
In a great tumblr tradition, I have decided to rank the "woman scientist" emojis by various companies.
Apple:
I am concerned by the fact that the green liquid in the ehrlenmeyer flask is clearly producing some sort of gas, but she is only wearing splash glasses. This looks like safety goggle work. Her hair is definitely long enough to be pulled back. The chemical here is "generic green" colored, which is a solid choice, if rare in real life. Please increase your degree of lab safety! 4/10
Google:
she's wearing proper goggles! Unfortunately, her hair is much longer, and definitely needs to be tied back. Also, she should not hold her weird purple liquid in such an unnatural way; she might drop it. I can't tell if her labcoat is buttoned. We see here the liquid is "generic purple," and it is in a very confusing piece of glassware. The bottom is shaped like an ehrlenmeyer flask but it has a very long neck and the ticks go all the way up the next like it's a graduated cylinder. I have never seen a piece of glassware like this. Why is it this shape why is her hand like that 2/10.
Samsung:
This woman definitely looks more like a scientist. She is older, wiser. She is not wearing any eye protection at all. Blue is an odd choice for a generic chemical color (although it does match her tshirt), but the ehrlenmeyer flask looks normal again. I think her labcoat is too big -- I suspect she is facing the structural sexism towards people with larger hips and busts in labcoat sizing. I hope she puts eye protection on soon. I hope her lab increases her salary. 6/10.
Microsoft:
This woman might have hair that is short enough and structured enough that she doesn't really need to pull it back, and she is wearing safety goggles! However, her lab coat is open. Her generic green liquid appears to be in a graduated cylinder and is over the top measurement mark, which means she doesn't know how much she has. She seems enthusiastic, but I think she is not as educated as she thinks. This woman is performing science without understanding it 3/10.
Twitter:
Her hair is short, her labcoat is buttoned, her purple chemical is giving off purple gas in a test tube, and she's wearing goggles. This is a quality assurance professional chemist, I think. She is about to put that test tube in a fume hood. I do not fear for her safety. This is a professional. 9/10.
Facebook:
the splash glasses are back! Now with purple test tube like the previous woman. This is the previous person's coworker who insists it's fine to not be as safe. Her expression shows me she is considering throwing that test tube. I fear for her. At least her lab coat is buttoned 1/10.
He’s not very good but I like himb
📚Swamp Thing 1989 #2
thinking about creatures.
look at this thing
Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button
That is a banded linsang.
They sit very politely.
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert