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꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ft. athletic trainer!hajime iwaizumi ꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ content warnings: sfw/nsfw work, petnames used (angel, sweetheart, pretty, baby), praise, car sex teehee, female pronouns used. ꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ a/n: RAAAGHHH, i swear im not ovulating!! inspired by this: nsfw link
Firm believer that Hajime Iwaizumi is a perfect man. Let me explain:
Hajime would do whatever you’d ask him to in a heartbeat, just use manners and your big eyes to rope him in. If you need him to carry bags or boxes? He’s in, let him use his muscles to do the heavy work, angel. What about picking up groceries you forgot? Send him the list and he’s got it, right down to the right brand so that his girl’s cravings are satiated. Oh, the time you rolled your ankle while trying to keep up with him on the morning run? He carried you on his back the rest of the way without a single complaint.
That’s how whipped he would be.
Hell, he even wears his own promise ring around his left ring finger to shoo off women trying to flirt with him. Hajime is dedicated to the pretty lady who waits for him to return from his work. Though, he hopes to have a wedding ring of his own after he finds the right ring to propose to you. God, he’d love to have a small gemstone in his thick ring that reminds him of your eyes.
Hajime would find other ways to satiate you.
If you needed him biblically after seeing him try on suits for a friend’s wedding, he’d oblige. The look in your eyes would be telling him to hurry up, pick the one you like and let’s get out of here. And he doesn’t need more than five minutes.
hnnggg price with an offputting/strange wife
ཐི♡ཋྀ let's face it, price has seen a lot in his life but when he clicked with u, he's holding on for liiiiife
ཐི♡ཋྀ the amount of strange things he's seen you do, like the time you shouted at rather unpleasant neighbour that you texted the spiders their address, he's not phased anymore.
simon "ghost" riley when in a certain mood only responds with "yes" or no", not even attempting to be specific.
"l.t?" soap said, coming into the room with you.
ghost eyes the doorway, then the both of his teammates. he nods and pauses his paperwork, staring at the two of you.
"is a hotdog a sandwich?" you say, genuinely curious as to his answer.
"no." ghost states, going back to his paperwork. a silent way for him to tell people to piss off.
later on, when the lads were watching the football match, another question was shot at ghost.
"l.t?" you ask, taking a sip of your beer.
ghost sat in the comfortable leather arm chair, cradling his own beer. he looked over, blinking.
"you think that the makers of the games or rules made sure to include 'no throwing rocks at opponents' in the book?" you ask.
ghost shakes his head in disbelief, "yes."
you nod slowly and sip your beer, focusing on the match.
"si." you mumbled, laying in your shared bed with simon.
he grunts, half asleep next to you.
"you think priests would say grace before eating someone out?" you ask softly, staring at the blank ceiling.
there wasn't anything other than a brief "yes." from the man beside you.
bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
“When the police lists off all your girlbossing activities‼️‼️・°☆ (>﹏<)♡‧₊˚”
This meme has been done to death but I still wanted to draw it because I felt like it fit Nina 💜
call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush
beautiful names to call your child (i start):
chlamydia
cunnilingus
fellatio
"Not all men..."
Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this
"just stop thinking about it" my brother in christ, if I could stop thinking about it I would
I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.
https://www.tumblr.com/angel4astraea/688893357926367233/oh-my-god-what-if-the-harbingers-had-a-bimbo tell us more about la signora dont be shy 😋
꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ft. . la signora ! ꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ content warning(s). . nsfw (obv), cunny slaps, cunnilingus (reader giving), dom/sub dynamics ꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ author's note. . bet. LOL
♡ gunna state it, la signora is definitely a mix between a hard dom and a soft dom, you really can't tell which flavour you're gonna get each day.
♡ if you catch her during a softer mood, she'll definitely be more in touch with her emotions and adoration towards you. of course, you don't want to bug her during her time of reflecting what could have been hundreds of years ago but, that doesn't lessen her love towards you.
♡ during a softer mood day, she'll make love to you. every touch is calculated; delicate, warm and gentle. it's as if she wants to give you the world and more, but for now, she could give it to you with her mora and herself, of course.
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A very tired writer
"don't worry, we'll make it fit" oh ok