i cast counterspell and shoot him with a gun

eva | she/her | 30

[fallingtowers]

[pompompompeii]

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[hail-the-villainess]

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

[nextlevelsmp3]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[importantpics]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[loathsomespider]

trans women are basically always asking for permission to exist as themselves and if you are ever in a position where you can grant it you must do so. you have to. it's the bare minimum

[loathsomespider]

often times, this ask is coded. you have to learn to read that too.

[dragongirlsweetie]

im nice. evidence: i haven't surgically implanted a bomb in your ribcage. so im nice

[milkyenthusiast]

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

[milkyenthusiast]

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

[milkyenthusiast]

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed