Bea Me

[valetcorgi]

basically the amazing digital circus

had this idea in my head all week sorry

[s-a-blotsky]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you have the right to eat way too many pierogi and make yourself a little sick. you have the right to go skydiving. you have the right to pull an all-nighter building the Imperial City of Tamriel in Minecraft. you have the right to get drunk in your living room watching football.

life is not about making the safest most logically correct choice at all times. you're a blob of salty meat piloting a flesh mech and you get to act like it.

[problemnyatic]

This is called dignity of risk and it's a big topic in disability rights spaces. id elaborate but im fuckin wiped

[fedorahead]

it's always funny how people will advocate for bodily autonomy when it comes to certain things but then shy away from anything they personally wouldn't do to their own body. like yeah, that's why it's your body buddy. i can do what i want with mine.

[31suitboots]

i do think its interesting how the final poll ratio immediately reveals how many users wait til the finals to vote and not to make it political or anything but i feel like this could be used in some sort of study on how the general indifference and overwhelm in a voting-based system can affect not only the outcome of the poll but also the mentality of society at large

[beacool2357]

It’s also about voter suppression and how I, despite following the the tumblr sexy man tag, was not aware the votes were happening until the final election

[sapphuric-acid]

Tumblr is such a wild website because nowhere else can I say the phrase "I hope the sexyman poll kills Mitch McConnell" and have people actually understand what that means. Like how well aware are they of what a "Tumblr sexyman" is, let alone that one time the poll results lined up with the Queen's death

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[heterorealism]

Truck comes first and if there is any money left over the kids may eat. - Modern Consumer Patriarchy

[varginhamonologues]

she got her degree and started removing the parasite 🙏

[earths-roots-grow-up]

Tinfoil hat moment but I don't think he was dumb, I think he was strategic. He put her in a situation in which she had to either: sell her car (so the only means of transportation is now in his name), or maybe even to drop out (to have time for the second job) if she wants to feed the kids. He did it right when she was aaaaaalmost done with her degree. Either way, it's sabotage.

Sometimes when an action makes NO sense to us ("he's like a stupid alien"), it's bc we are not understanding its true motivation/purpouse. If his goal was control, financial pressure and limiting her options due to lack of funds, it makes perfect sensie to buy the truck.

Tinfoil hat moment over!

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#No one ever says you should stop spending time with your friends they say 'don't trust Jim he's trying to sleep with you' #She's boring he's weird they make me uncomfortable they just don't like me - but it's about all /your/ friends

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[slunch]

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

[kailovescoffe]

They were talking about their eyebrows.

[watchmebitch]

So do we think Alastor just has a radio station that is full time permanently dedicated to the screams of the damned or is that shit for special occassions

Related question. When he’s actively torturing someone to death on a live broadcast do we think it’s just on one channel that you could tune off of, like okay your options are “graphic and horrible murder” or “today’s top 100” for the drive home from work—OR do we think he does it like a national emergency broadcast and takes over all channels for the duration. we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you Alastor’s latest deranged grudge.

[beacool2357]

I think that Alastor owns all the radio waves even if someone else can broadcast through them there will always be faint screaming in the background noise of everything on the radio in hell, not because it’s hell, but because Alastor likes the ~ambience~ of it. There are no static channels, the default is screaming, and you can tune in to amplify specific screams (a very popular way for once owned souls to reassure themselves that their previous owner can no longer get them) now Alastor’s main channel, which has been a simple jazzy tune for the past 7 years (that if you listen very closely to you might have been able to hear the reassurances that radio is not dead) is now up and broadcasting Alastor’s favorite songs and current grievances. He has yet to feature new screams on the radio since he’s been back, but rest assured when there is one, all of hell will know.

[watchmebitch]

So do we think Alastor just has a radio station that is full time permanently dedicated to the screams of the damned or is that shit for special occassions

Related question. When he’s actively torturing someone to death on a live broadcast do we think it’s just on one channel that you could tune off of, like okay your options are “graphic and horrible murder” or “today’s top 100” for the drive home from work—OR do we think he does it like a national emergency broadcast and takes over all channels for the duration. we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you Alastor’s latest deranged grudge.

[rat-rambles]

I think Alastor sees Husk as a worse case snario of himself and Vox sees Angel as a worst case sanrio of himself.

Let me explain.

So Alastor is most insecure about geting himself stuck in this soul deal to gain power. Husk soul his soul to him SPEFICALY to save the power he had earned himself. Husk nearly lost his power by lacking self control something Alastor values above all else. Husk falling stright into Alastor's control is proof to Alastor he has made the right choices. Thoughs choices being being in a deal with a out and not accepting Vox's partnership. Alastor sees Husk's situation as entirely his own fault. That if Husk had just be more careful and more clever he would have never needed Alastor's help at all. He also sees his situation with Rosie as his own fault and that he should have been more clever to avoid it. This is why Alastor kind of resents Husk even though he is litterly the one who saved Husks power. Husk doesn't "desver" it. Alastor had to fight tooth and nail and from Alastor's perpective Husk is being protected for nearly free.

Vox wants fame more than anything. He wants to be loved universally. This is exactly what Angel gets as his end of the deal with Val. Angel is the most beloved sinner in hell. Thats why Vox needs Angel to publicly suport him the people listen to Angel dust. This fame is of course bought for the price of his persistent abuse. Angel is traped under the heel of Val. Vox never let himself get trapped under anyone he litterly killed anyone he could. Angels situation proves to Vox that takeing the murder route was infact a good idea actually. That him being cut thought and throwing anyone in his way to the sharks kept him safe. Meanwhile Angel got his fame the "right way" by working with some one and it got him completly fucked over. This is why he hates to see Angel winning becuse he thinks Angel got his fame the "wrong way".

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[thesinlesssinner]

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”

[lycanthrology]

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

[arbitraryexistence]

Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.

Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.

[jackhawksmoor]

[beacool2357]

I don’t have a time loop specific one but I do have a time travel code phrase so there’s that… I think I came up with it when I was 16 so it’d be useless before that point

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[jarenka]

There are some gems in YouTube comments

[purple-quark]

spy x family crossover! 💜🌸

I always really liked composition of that poster xd

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