Not quite spoilers, but,, i need this ending for my own sanity

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Not quite spoilers, but,, i need this ending for my own sanity
re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare
A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.
“Don’t worry babe we can always adopt”
Just saw the amazing digital circus in theaters and we had an amazing audience it was so good watching it in Theaters with other fans of the show they all reacted at the right parts and clapped when it was over I had such a great time
10/10
Need one more to unlock the door
wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it
no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)
you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results
there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around
I'M FREE
FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!
I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.
The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.
Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.
No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.
"Affordable" should be the lowest fucking bar. Pharmaceutical companies should be tripping over themselves to offer insulin at "affordable". That shit deserves to be fucking free
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
John’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my son.
Sam’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my brother.
Dean’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, leave a message or try my other phone.
Bro is his own emergency contact on top of being everyone else’s I’m going to throw myself under a jet ski
Damian: ...You like father the way mother likes father, don't you?
Danny: Your mother likes your father?
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
The guy was just watching his 3 infant children and the Nextdoor neighbor’s toddler walks into their house asking for snacks
today is not my birthday
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some silly Phantom doodles
Batfam MHA AU that nobody asked for:
I would imagine the batfam members mainly having "useless" quirks as that makes the most sense. None of them were born into this (except Damian). Plus their non-combatant quirks make it easier to hide their identities as people will speculate their quirks have something to do with their hero persona. Which they don't.
They are all able to fight without quirks. So they are not susceptible to quirk-cuffs/containment cells. Or other things like that.
Bruce: Dazzle. Can create a "Dazzle" affect around himself that leave people often starstruck. Literal little stars around him when he does this. Great for his Brucie Wayne persona. Nobody would ever think Batman's quirk is to sparkle.
Kate: Reduction. Is able to reduce another person's quirks down to 10-50%> Depending on her own energy levels. Lasts as long as she has the energy to hold. (Her twin sister has amplification abilities.)
Barbara: Bullet Vest. When adrenaline levels are high, her body hardens her skin to protect vital organs, creating essentially a bullet proof vest. Unfortunately for her, her adrenaline was not high when she answered the door as she was in a relaxing environment with her father.
Dick: Cheer. Creates a burst of happiness/excitement in people, that makes them physically cheer. Actively used when in the circus, not so much now.
Cass: Volume Control. Can mute self or others for a few minutes at a time (only up to two people at a time, including herself) Does help with stealth operations. Also helps when her siblings are annoying her.
Jason: Previously presumed quirkless. Revealed to have a resurrection quirk. Unsure if his quirk has a limit. He supposes he'll find out one day.
Stephanie: Color picker, ability to change the color of things. Usually only lasts an hour or two. Loves making things purple. Curious what would happen if she touched a lantern ring, but has yet to have the chance.
Tim: Product of a quirk marriage. Quirkless.
Duke: Canon abilities, publicly only admits to "flash bangs" as to not lead back to his hero persona.
Damian: Dazzle & energy sword. This brat would inherit from both parents. Only admits to Dazzle to the public. (Damian gets a combat quirk because of his maternal side of the family). He hates his dazzle quirk and thinks it's stupid.
Ra's Al Ghul & Talia: Energy swords. Ability to create a sword out of their own energy. Usually only used as a last defense. They are physically never left without a weapon.
I have other characters written out with their quirks too, and a lot more in my head. I just need to make them not sound like excited gibberish first.
Someone PLEASE ask me any questions, I have so much in my head.
So would they still be in America and would they still be vigilantes or would they be registered heroes ?
Reluctant Redemption AU Alastor getting hit with the axe. He falls and Adam laughs. Only for two sets of wings to claw their way out of Alastor's back. One at the tailbone and one on the top half of the shoulder blades. Adam's stunned but goes back to attack. Alastor gets away through his shadows. Holy power from ascending and his frequency going out of wack destroys the drones before they can see the wings. All Soul contracts are voided. Husk and Nifty call out that Alastor is dead. Charlie and Vox thinks Alastor is dead. There is a sense of doom and hopelessness.
Alastor is able to pull himself together and comes back to the fight after a getting his bearings and he realizes that his contract is broken. There's nothing holding his power back. And he's got a man to kill for touching what's his and thinking he'll survive just because he got a lucky shot in a de-powered Radio Demon.
Alastor shadows on to the scene just before Charlie can deflect Adam in Lucifer's arms.
He's in kaiju form while he catches Adam by his wings like a fly. Livid is an understatement. Alastor has never felt so murderous. There is a burning in his head. It builds and builds until the back of his skull explodes, releasing another set of wings. He is blinded in both his eyes on his face, he can feel tears of blood pour down his cheeks. But he can still see. As his third set of wings expand outwards more and more eyes open in burning fury, peeking out between his feathers in nauseating pools of colors and shapes.
"ALASTOR?!?!?"
He turned his eyes to look at Charlie's. Tiny thing. Somehow, the tiny king can hold her up while flying. But that doesn't matter now. He's able to defend her just fine. His other hand scoops the two out of the air and drags them against his left breast, over his heart, where he can guard her. His eyes sweep the frozen battlefield and he decided to just not deal with this anymore. He's bleeding from an angelic wound over his heart, he's got his whole back messed up, his skull is a pounding mess of viscera and fire, and his face was covered in tears of golden blood.
He wasn't even smiling! His stitches came out! How dare! He's not fully dressed like this! He needed to end this and leave.
Which is why he spikes Adam to the ground. Thank fuck that Nifty runs over and stabs him with angelic steal a few times. Seems at least she's having fun.
I love this! Alastor might not be smiling anymore but I am!
I'm imagining feral Alastor trying to leave, still clutching Charlie who cries when she realises that the golden blood she is currently soaked in is Alastor's and he almost got killed protecting her Hotel just like Sir Pentious and Dazzle. Lucifer regains his bearings and manages to wiggle his way out of the ascended's grip, starts sputtering about "What in Father's name happened? Since when did Red Guy have wings? Hey, Red Guy, don't ignore me! Your chest is split open how are you still alive?! Oh, Char-Char, please stop crying- it's okay-"
Lucifer's words trail off as Alastor, hearing Charlie's sobs, starts nuzzling her and... grooming her like a mother deer? Lucifer is weirded out but also feels warm fuzzies that he hadn't felt since Lilith left-
Maggie and Musk interrupt his train of thought, something about how Alastor is clearly not thinking straight (feral soul?) and needs medical attention. Oh right, he can do that! Easy-peasy lemon squeasy!
Half an hour later, Vox bluescreens when after a mini breakdown thinking his old friend had been killed, he gets sent an unglitched image of a dozing angelic Alastor, shirt still caked in dried gold blood.
Ascended Alastor in a full length Greek chiton of red silk, head pillowed in his own skull's wings, sleeping as a giant kaiju Angel on the Hotel's grounds. Recovering from injury and 100% not moving unless Charlie, Nifty, or Husk talk to him. He is still feral. And a feral Ascended Alastor is actually terrifying -for everyone that tries to come and mess with him or the Hotel. He has grown used to Lucifer coming near to heal him. Tolerates Vaggie and Cherri when they come around to gawk. Angel is on thin ice everytime he brings out a camera, but if he leaves his phone inside Alastor is a lot more tolerant.
Husk fusses that Alastor needs to be smaller so they can clean the blood off his wings, cause they could only reliably clean his face in such a state. Lucifer also fuses that the deer being smaller would let him heal the would on the other man quicker. Charlie and Vaggie fuss because it's a choir to get him to more when they are construction a new area. All this gets is his pupils becoming slits as he looks critically at the light of Heaven in the sky. There are shadows covering his face unnaturally, clearly his powers at work, revealing only his new piercing eyes. Somehow, it's the most homicidal they've ever seen Alastor.
It's only when the Hotel is completed that Alastor becomes his normal size. And promptly passes completely out. Which leads to Alastor snoozing a good portion. Vox does try to get to our sleeping beauty while at the Hotel, but is met with hostility and kinda kicked out.
Alastor goes to Rosie when he wakes up to ask about continuing to work with her, without selling his Soul again. In which he also asks for his staff to be fixed and what she would want. He will not give up his Soul, but he does have something she wants. Angel flesh. None of her cannibal citizens got a true taste. He says he'll only give her some, but she wants pound for pound, pressing the issue. Mainly because she wants his Soul, not his blood. Alastor leaves, pissed. And looks elsewhere in Hell for what to do.
Husk and Nifty, no longer bound by contract, get into a battle with the Vee's and Alastor comes in and trades himself on the principle that they can leave and Charlie's not to be touched. Season 2 plays out, Vox loses his shit and the Angel Gun happens. By the end, Rosie fixes his staff and rejoins everyone in 'Hear my Hope'.
And this leaves everyone with the realization that Alastor is continuing to put himself in dangerous situations to be injured, tortured, or killed just to protect Charlie.
At least, that's how it looks like.
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