Stardrop Soup

It's my pot, and I get to decide what goes in the soup.

[anisteria]

Hiii!!

Hello world!

I'm Anisteria. It's a pleasure to meet you.

I'll see if I can exist here, for a while.

I can barely manage to get anything out most of the time, but I'll try. For you.

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[the-defiant-fluffball]

I asked maths boy for his input

[prokopetz]

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @the-sub-orbital-warlock

literally forgot that first l when i wrote it, i definitely am feeling lemony and crazy

text: I feel lemony and crazy

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chipper-smol]

How would you describe a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon?

[chipper-smol]

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

"A dragon is like a tree, in that it's a made up category for a broadly similar type of mythological creature that has no relationship to other dragons, but you know a dragon when you see one the way you know a tree when you see one."

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[tt-squid]

happy 10 year anniversary to someone sewing a fried egg to a shirt

[psychologica-warfare-and-cats]

queuing this for one day so I don’t forget

[jeff-offical]

REblogging it today because it’s almost midnight on then 27th for me

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? Sewing a fried egg onto a shirt may or may not be joyful or whimsical.

[ddeerlybeloved]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[heartseeker]

definitely one of my top 10 conversations

[anisteria]

As much as I love #ed008c (magenta. vibrant fuchia.) I can't say it's my favorite color. Yes, I do know the hex by heart.

It's just such a violent color. I knew it first from Hyper Light Drifter's Judgement, which by name alone tells you enough.

Lavender though? It's so soft. It's half of my favorite tea. It feels dusty, like it hasn't been tended to for ages. I think I'll stick with it a while.

[redstonedust]

sterotypical gender bender anime where the main character gets accidentally turned into a girl except she's the only one insisting on the girl thing. like all of her friends would be totally ready to treat her the same as before but theyre also quickly realising this was all just an elaborate ploy to avoid coming out so theyre going along with it.

[homunculus-argument]

If I was tall I'd dress in white instead of black, wearing gold instead of silver. Rinse and condition my hair with something that makes the shade slightly blonder, in a natural way, instead of dyeing it stark jet black. Instead of moths, moons and stars, I'd wear jewelry with gold pendants of wings, feathers, swords, and eyes. Absurd amounts of eyes. A white leather jacket with a ring of gold and ink-blue eyes embroidered in a circle on my back. Wearing a perfume of ozone, petrichor and metal notes, a scent of a fresh storm, iron and blood, but in a way that's unsettlingly clean.

An unnerving impression of a biblical angel. A force of good that might not think you are good, a messenger of a god that does not love you. A presence so overwhelming, massive and imposing that you're surprised that a person like that can fit inside a room, and can use normal-sized furniture like regular people do.

But that would require me to be more than 5'6"

[theaahmobile]

Can someone bottle their ability to focus and let me borrow it pleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee

[anisteria]

Reblogging for reach

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[gaymolegaming]

[foxes-in-love]

[decisiveflutist]

WOE! SKY SCREENSHOTS BE UPON YE!

ft me and @anisteria