Kind Of Gross

Was darkconquistadorparadox

[princesstigerbelle]

Tigerbelle Tryin’ Steal My Ice Cream: A Saga In Five Parts

[princesstigerbelle]

Don’t worry, she got a taste! ❤️

[princesstigerbelle]

She wasn’t happy when I ate it all though 😂😂😂

[princesstigerbelle]

T H E F U R R B I D E N C R E A M

[anoldbandaid]

Why is everything about life always about fitting into something

I’m tired, exhuasted from just living life and I just can’t do anything the way it’s meant to be done.

I can’t find the balance between the right amount of anything I overdo all of it constantly and it’s wearing everyone else around me out I can tell. I’m exhuasting, I’m the exhausting one. I exhuast everyone else and I just can’t stop it. Not so much a storm because my life means nothing to so many people but like the wind that’s just strong enough to piss you off every day or when your window leaks for absolutely no reason and it just makes you mad.

That’s me as a person and I’ll never be able to fix it, I’m exhuasting and I’m exhuasted.

[brownheadedcowbird]

fuck “live action” remakes of disney movies, can we get remakes of barbie movies where absolutely nothing is changed except the animation is good

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[anoldbandaid]

It’s crazy to think that people live normal lives, not feeling anxious about their relationships with people or just sitting in their bed not worrying about my relationships with people

[spirew]

call out post for tomatoes

i dont like them

[anchovy-official]

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

[tokai-teio]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

(x)

[subcorax]

i have a cat named The Lady and my favourite thing about her is that she manages to have this very petite, delicate face while also being incredibly fat so every time she goes downstairs i just hear like.

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUnk thunkthunkthunk 

and then my mother in the softest, most delighted voice going “oh, hello my wee lady!”

[subcorax]

@mordredoforkney ask and ye shall receive

baby girl. baby. big

[tracer-isms]

It’s

The Lady

[ourmissallison]

THE LADY

[memecage]

[knighting-vale]

There’s this elevator in my college accommodation which has 2 doors but people rarely realise it as it only opens the other way on the third floor (where my room is) so when I get in I turn to face the door that opens towards my room automatically and the looks I get are amazing. I’ve told people who are coming up to my floor to turn round and had them refuse cause it sets off some primal anxiety until 2 seconds later the door behind them slides open and they’re left floundering as the door they’re looking at made the opening sound but didn’t move. It was designed to confuse and terrify people ad I’m honoured to be a part of that chaos.

[capybarabae-deactivated20190812]

acting like im not hyping up this Jonas Brothers return as a coverup coping mechanism to deal with the One Direction reunion that will never happen

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[pyroland]

this is a fucking grinch rental that we have at my job and I tried so hard to rent it out in december but his big ass kept scaring people 

[pyroland]

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

[jakemorph]

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

[puniper]

since a new pokemon game and starters were announced where is that picture from when bw was announced and people tried to guess what oshawott’s shadow looked like and they just drew some green duck with with a giant acorn, it’s tradition to always bring that back

[puniper]

[furbawl]

[spookyarms-deactivated20141020]

they took the children they took everything

[buildoblivion]

literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess