"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER
pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Kaledo Art
Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
Today's Document
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever
#extradirty
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Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
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Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
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@anotherangryace
just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career
look at her…
she gets stronger!
the full painting is finally complete!
This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand
Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
I’m not going to explain myself
making a tree topper
Please take pictures
photo!
i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free
You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick
David Shrigley
your honor can you please just leave my client alone
Does free will exist?
yeah
My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:
The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%
The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today
Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans
Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts
Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for
Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%
Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty
lmao
tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
Took you long enough to figure it out idiot
I was walking around the neighborhood one day and suddenly came across this tree with a branch the formed a spiral
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
This post just got extremely funny
I want to clarify:
The original post: Funny on its own.
This post seeing a resurgence due to a copycat post made in response to the iOS kerfuffle: Very funny.
John Madden dying within days of said resurgence: A bit morbid, but hilarious in simply the coincidence of it.
Senator Harry Reid dying within hours of Coach Madden’s death: Absolutely hilarious.
Still waiting on the queen of england.
Queen’s dead now.
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
