Another Cyborg

Princess tutu supremacy

[ilikeit-art]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[iotaqizm]

[ID: A billboard decorated with a super Mario background, and the words, “Have a super Mar 10!” The super Mar 10 looks like it says super Mario. /end ID]

[liesmyth]

an american pope feels deeply weird

you should've seen the live crowd reaction where I was standing

[liesmyth]

lady next to me, loud: estadounidense?

[sleepycatmama]

He can't help where he was born. He has Peruvian citizenship, and has spent almost all his adult life in Peru and Rome. (Pope Francis wasn't born in Argentina, but we think of him as an Argentinian pope!) So think of Pope Leo XIV as a Peruvian pope.

Also, he's made 5 tweets since he joined twitter, and one of them was him telling Vance that he does not understand the meaning of love.

[cumbiamurguera]

Pope Francis was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina. What the fuck are you talking about.

[televisionenjoyer]

WHERE are these people coming from 😭😭 my family literally knew the pope when he was just a pastor, he was born in Flores, Buenos Aires and he was just a normal latinoamerican fella. He almost didn't even take up church. Why are these gringos straight up lying about a guy my family literally knewww

[cumbiamurguera]

No puede ser, todo hay que explicarles

[messygoku]

no es Argentino, es de Buenos Aires, duh

[luciosfanpage]

[turnways]

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

[turnways]

Why did I say this?

[paradoxius]

Cum is literally phlegm

[animentality]

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[ortishimaa]

feliz 9 de julio

[writterings]

comedies that turn into tragedies when the fucked up stuff played for jokes suddenly gets treated with the severity and realness that it would get in real life are genuinely my weakness and hit so much harder than tragedies that start off with the sad stuff.

[writterings]

like not only is the audience caught in the whole "boiling the frog" thing with the comedy slowly become a tragedy but it reveals that the characters are as well; that the previous comedy was only perceived as a comedy because the characters had no clue that what they were going through was not normal and just lighthearted fun. the audience realizes it as the characters do, making them both more sympathetic and their arcs all the more tragic as you look back on what previously happened.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[iotaqizm]

[ID: A billboard decorated with a super Mario background, and the words, “Have a super Mar 10!” The super Mar 10 looks like it says super Mario. /end ID]

[elainiisms]

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

[kristina100000]

[youdanceinsidemychest]

[howverychaotic]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[keitrinkomfloukru]

@dedalvs

[sudaca-swag]

como hija de miembros del club padres "lo tenemos y vamos viendo" como casi todos los niños de la crisis de los 2000 paso a decirles que no, que por favor no sean parte del club padres "lo tenemos y vamos viendo" tengan una cierta solidez económica y familiar atrás porfa ajskdgieo

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

[in a voice dripping with absolute disgust and disdain] you are acting like a father right now

[origami-dragons]

pase lo que pase, sigo sintiendo satisfacción de que haya destruido su credibilidad e imagen ante el mundo de la forma más libertarada posible: twitteando sobre crypto

[conan-doyles-carnations]

do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do

[captainbertbeer]

It’s true!!!

[beemovieerotica]

AND HE WAS A SUB????

[erebus0dora]

as a Russian who learnt this in my wee youth, i am delighted to see this information spread