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revue starlight enthusiast | art sideblog: @middsummmer

[softsoup642]

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

[garaks-padded-bra]

Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

[acrowbyanyothername]

bread

[garaks-padded-bra]

(thats not allowed. We start with bread once more. Its okay, take your time.)

Bread

[starfleetshrimps]

garlic powder

[imhaley]

Sliced garlic

[garaks-padded-bra]

(thats a lot of garlic. Why dont we try something else)

[acrowbyanyothername]

…bread

[garaks-padded-bra]

(Please think before reblogging)

[ronzyponyo]

Water

[garaks-padded-bra]

(Hey.)

[funnywormz]

cheese

[funnywormz]

cheese

[funnywormz]

cheese

[funnywormz]

cheese

[garaks-padded-bra]

(I appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over)

[deepestturtlepielover]

Ham so much ham

[garaks-padded-bra]

(this is beginning to resemble a sandwich :))

[willowandthesagaofgayyearning]

MORE CHEASE

[garaks-padded-bra]

[summer-azure]

Add the mousetrap to the sandwich

[garaks-padded-bra]

(ok but i dont take kindly to being ordered around)

[spacetronomyfan]

Lint

[garaks-padded-bra]

(What ever. Christ. im finishing the sandwich)

Bread

[garaks-padded-bra]

Why is thus anonymous

[garaks-padded-bra]

ok fine go ahead

[garaks-padded-bra]

SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spocktopodes]

Mmm yummy sandwich perfect for bringing to school tomorrow

[whats-a-bear]

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

[queerb]

[catchymemes]

[everets]

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

[bidoof]

They are still growing

[jesternoise]

the first horse…….. was human

[followingponies]

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

[thepurpleglass]

A perfect time to bring this back:

[tedlyanderson]

Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

[nvmlmao]

[long-hands-in-the-cornfield]

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

[vanilla-kitty]

[fruitful-gummies]

[5leadero]

[aphony-cree]

[sunderlights]

[coughloop]

check it out

im in the bed like blanket

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[suicunesrider]

sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen

[dhomochevski]

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights

[mtndewpitchblack]

the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee

[queer-as-city-folk]

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers

The Federal Trade Commission and 17 state attorney generals filed an antitrust lawsuit against Amazon on Tuesday, alleging the e-commerce be

[mih-nuh]

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i've seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i'm so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we've forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i've heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that's understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don't reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that's made until this shit is wrapped up. i don't just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go "that sucks. can't change the past! :)" and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.

[jenroses]

Effing finally

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[crevicedwelling]

my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations

[superbellsubways]

[solarsyrup]

what’s that noise.

[solarsyrup]

sounds like a graveyard smash

[solarsyrup]

i’m going to check

[solarsyrup]

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….