[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[deadbeatmaker]

any recommendations for sámi (or other) songs/artists/bands?

yes! Mari Boine is like THE legend in sámi music and she’s been making music since 80s so she has a LOT of stuff. I recommend idjagiedas it’s my favorite song by her and one of my favorite songs of all time. the last minute or so of this one is like top 10 music moments for me of all time. Other recommendations: vuoi vuoi mu, gula gula, mun da han lean oaivamus, máze, goaskinviellja, vilges suola. cannot be overstated how influential she is on sámi music

Hildá Länsman is also really good, she has both joik and like sámi techno club music it’s so cool. I really like Jođi and gii dan livčče, and dajan is a really fun party song with joik! Oaidnemeahttun is like eight minutes long but one of the most beautiful things ever I swear it’s worth it the build up to the last half is FANTASTIC

I also really really like Emil Kárlsen, he has made some good music with Hildá länsman (for example gii dan livčče). Viehkkin-Erjan is one of my favorite songs I genuinely listen to it daily because it makes me happy i’m probably like top three listeners of that song. I also LOVE Áhkku and Giđa ávašta by him. His discography is very solid tbh it’s all good

Lávre’s album vuložat is also great, I really like viellja and joavdan

if you want an 80s banger we have alla hearrá guhkkin osllos which is in both norwegian and northern sámi and is about language politics its really good

[deadbeatmaker]

Can’t believe I forgot čuovgi liekkas for Mari Boine recommendations lol.

I hope people listen to some of these because they’re good and also so you can hear how beautiful of a language davvisámegiella is ❤️

[chemicahs]

Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons

[scorpionlafemme]

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you’re ashamed of.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

during my dissertation proposal hearing one of my advisors said "I think you might have been too harsh in your criticism of this theory" and I genuinely, innocently asked "what makes you say that?" and he said "well on page 27 you used the phrase 'should be consigned wholesale to the dustbin of history'" and I was like oh. yeah I guess I did that. fair

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[luchigeon]

expectations

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[primulaceas]

PEOPLE NEED TO GET MORE ANTI PSEUDOSCIENCE.

[karmareleased]

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

[laanisblog]

I should get it anyway tho

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[magical-awesome-kid]

For those who can’t see/hear:

The video opens a door to an outside industrial plant-like area. Snow is on the ground and there is otherwise some miscellaneous noise of factory work going on.

Then the person behind the camera lets off an “OooOOO AH AH” ie the typical monkey sound.

Suddenly the air is filled with the cries of the humans imitating this monkey sound. No one is seen this entire time. You just hear the cries of people imitating monkeys.

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase