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out-of-jams

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

sarahreesbrennan

saved to steal them all

anakinh

iconique™ alphonse elric quotes from the fmab blooper reel which came out in 2014 (+ one for edward elric)

spicymb

My new Spider-Sona

beardedmrbean

ophilosoraptoro

Behold! The printing titty!

sunder-the-gold

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

ahallister

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

rongzhi

English added by me :)

daughter-of-sapph0

Chinese Douyin is making cinematic masterpieces, meanwhile English tiktok is family guy funny moments with subway surfers gameplay underneath

onlywayin-deactivated20231101

wander-in-arda

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

fiddlertoad

the whole vaccine deal tbh

i-am-emily

antidepressants

wizardavid

Yes these are all the work of wizards

dormouseking

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

that-twink-over-there

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

el-shab-hussein

Hey guys remember Nazi-era caricatures.

heritageposts

also, from this year's carnival in düsseldorf:

catchymemes

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1345428060305289216

ghost-cassette

The funniest thing here is the inconsistent, half-hearted attempts at censoring his name

ehlers-world-problems

And the one that highlights it, instead.

fellowshipofthenoodles

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

fellowshipofthenoodles

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

gaybichon

i'm sorry she's so funny

gaybichon

magnetictapedatastorage

goddamnshinyrock

every so often I remember that whales molt

I’m not sure why I feel this way, but imo this is the most cursed marine mammal fact I have ever heard

gallusrostromegalus

THAT’S RIGHT AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME SO I CAN INFLICT THIS ON EVERYONE AT 1AM!

Mammals normally shed their skin in small flakes all the time when their skin cells die off, but because whales are living in the ocean -AKA, Bacteria Stew- flaking off like that would cause microabrasions (really tiny cuts) that would mean the whale is continually fighting off infections. So, when a whale needs to replace it’s dead skin cells, it preps it’s new skin underneath, then sheds all it’s dead skin cells at once, like a lizard:

but not having hands makes it hard to remove this gross film, so molting brings many whales clsoe to shore where they can roll around on rocky/sandy coastal seabeds to scratch it off. Here’s a bunch of Beluga coming in for a mass scratch:

And THIS is what a chunk of Sperm Whale Molt looks like, floating in the water before it’s devoured by pelagic microfauna, because you take what calories you can get in the open ocean:

Nature is Amazing!

bogleech

wish it still held in one big piece like a snake though. Wish you could be swimming in the ocean and you see a huge empty whale billowing like a balloon. like a latex glove a hundred feet long. imagine getting tangled in that. what if you died cause you got caught in an empty whale like it’s a big blanket

tomthefanboy

So you're telling me that a Sperm Whale that looks paler than normal is most likely in a molt, and so would would be seeking something to rub up against to slough the skin off.

And if they were in the remote reaches of the sea and found a large wooden object floating conveniently nearby they would have every reason to rub up against it a few times to scratch off the skin. Then dive and tell the nearby whales about its location.

A human riding on this wooden object might be alarmed by this. They be familiar with whales and not know they molt. So this repeated bumping and ramming and pushing by pale sperm whales could lead them to believe that this wasn't a natural function of a group of animals but instead one un-naturally pale whale that just had a grudge against your ship. So far from any port you might end up going to any length to save your crew from this crazed enemy.