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dogshitdotnet

Come on .... Lady luck !!!

puppybeast

astrotheyge

bigandretired-deactivated202501

orcapologist

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

baristhyena-deactivated20230510

cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!

christianstepmoms

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

many of you i'm afraid

anneemay

Prostate massage?

Pro....state massage

were--ralph

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

were--ralph

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

were--ralph

“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

were--ralph

it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

notthegrouch

if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.

campyvillain

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

carys-the-ninth

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

et-in-arkadia

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

bendingsignpost

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

awesomebutunpractical

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

hope-crossed-on-our-hearts

@crysentia spamton truth nuke

adding abandoned-quiche’s tags too.

literally my dad

This post is: Kiki

I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

fern-tdvuh

Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.

Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.

lambofkhalaa

I'm laughing. I'm in so much pain i'm laughing.

This is from 8 hours ago. They shut off the internet fully. idk how long I'll stay connected myself. Please don't forget us. Don't forget the spilled blood. My uncle was on call and I could hear people DYING ON THE STREETS. The least you can do is reblog or retweet correct posts. Learn about whats happening here, because idk how long it'll take before the gov fully starts genociding us.

the-eldritch-it-gay

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

the-eldritch-it-gay

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Are you okay

the-eldritch-it-gay

The results are inconclusive on that.

the-eldritch-it-gay

For the record, since making this post I was diagnosed with autism and my blanket situation is documented in the diagnosis write-up. So there's that.