ilya voice: but you’re brave

K, 28, HR sideblog. I follow back from @deathcomesforthearchbitch

[lucylehane]

who knows what we might have in common?

Heated Rivalry S1 (2025)

[bipolar4autistic]

[avadcniels]

#just a girl and her face journey and her gay boyfriend

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

I have bad news. There’s Heated Rivalry themed delivery robots in West Hollywood for pride

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

Imagine you forgot lube for your Weho Pride airbnb and it comes in the fuckin Shanebot

[ultimatekiller]

not here

[gaysie]

guys don’t come out as bisexual anymore they just see CRANK by slayyyter playing on the tv and say Quick take my picture

[wilmvandrr]

slurp

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 | The Cottage

[daiiku]

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[daiiku]

[siegfriedandroy]

huge news for a very specific group of people

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[eldritchazure]

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[handsywoman]

welcome to Pound Town population: Shane Hollander

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya comes back from therapy with galina like three months after this fight (of course it was a fight) and with the same candor as ashley padilla in then mom confession sketch goes i’m only going to say this once and i’m only going to say it if after i do you promise you will not react no talking no faces no nothing and shane’s on the couch reading like uh. what’s going on? and ilya goes what i have to tell you. Is that I think I was treated unfairly. By my mom. and of course shane makes a face and ilya is reacting like a wild fucking animal

[ismickeyadopted]