[djedspence]

22 grown men chasing after a ball you have to admit the whole thing’s a bit silly

[supermarketcrush]

what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

[toastbutteregg]

[camcron]

Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face

[taldoren]

hey this article is really fucking good 

[headspace-hotel]

[pvnkle]

[rarnon]

[ink-poisoning]

this is a banger tho

[onewithtoast]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

everyday i wake up its another remake another live action another revival another reunion another one and another and another just more and more and more and more

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i posted this yesterday before i knew there was a fucking willy wonka prequel being made. see you all in therapy

[deianaracrush]

[snorlaxatives]

the laughing face reaction on facebook has to be the most cursed social media interaction button people be on there laughing at the most inappropriate stuff

[snorlaxatives]

similarly, old people thinking the laughing emoji is sad crying ☹️ emojis were a mistake

[unclefather]

reminds me of when my grandma wrote “LOL” on a post about someone getting into a car crash and thought it meant “lots of love” 

[babyegg-deactivated20250610]

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

Whats up u depressed bastard

[unclefather]

[agustdsbaby]

when u got some opinions on things but ur deciding if its worth starting an argument over

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men: i love offensive jokes, if you get offended you are a politically correct pussy

women: hehe small pee pee

men:

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men: make me a sandwich

women:

women: i want a boyfriend with a big dick

men:

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

me: *makes this post*

this little dum dum:

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

its hard to be attractive when youre not

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[impormable]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!