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All B99 fanfics as of 01/17/2018 posted on AO3 will be here :)

[shivgirly]

An iconic moment from every B99 episode: Yippie Kayak 3x10

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[virdigrishammer]

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

[body-knows-best]

I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.

Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.

[kim-jisoo]

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

[ao3feed-b99]

Forever our captain. You'll be missed.

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[nagichi-boop]

I think it’s important to remember that executive dysfunction doesn’t just apply to doing chores (work, cleaning, etc). It also makes it difficult to engage with your hobbies.

Some people don’t seem to understand that when I say that I don’t have the motivation to do something that I have said I want to do, it has nothing to do with not being interested enough in said thing. It is just that my brain is not allowing me to do it even though I want to.

[darth-memes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[i-think-this-is-how-i-do]

If anyone made this for me. I can’t even describe what I’d be willing to do for them

[liberalsarecool]

Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Not just free lunch, but free community college for people over 25!

[xbrooklyn99x]

More extra dialogue from “New Captain”

[davidsfincher]

soft new parents 🥺

[macperalta]

Mac Peralta, welcom to the family, pal!

[ao3feed-b99]

WELCOME BABY MAC

[ao3feed-b99]

Hold My Hand You Are All I have

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2GWp7jU

by Read_1234

When Thanos snapped his fingers Tony Stark lost his son, his everything.

In a world where there the lines of impossible are muddled Peter Parker was extraordinary, he had an x-gene when he was born, and that is what made him perfect, he was the perfect weapon, at the age of 3 he was smarter than all the guards in Hydra, he was supposed to just be a better winter soldier but he adapted. And Tony Stark took away Hydra's best weapon, the weapon the famous Parker's designed. Peter Parker and Tony Stark relied on each other everyday, but when Thanos took Tony Starks son away from him, Tony blamed himself.

Words: 457, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), but not really - Fandom, it's kinda there - Fandom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Harry Osborn, Harley Keener, Stephen Strange, Michelle Jones, Wade Wilson, Bruce Banner, Johnny Storm, Logan (X-Men), Rogue (X-Men), Jean Grey, Clint Barton, Eddie Brock | Venom

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Johnny Storm, Peter Parker & Harry Potter, Harley Keener & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Charles Xavier, Peter Parker & Venom Symbiote, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Stephen Strange, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Harry Osborn, Peter Parker/Johnny Storm, Peter Parker & Brooklyn Nine-Nine Squad

Additional Tags: I'm Bad At Tagging, Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Hydra Peter Parker, Peter Parker Gets a Hug, Cute Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2GWp7jU

[ao3feed-b99]

The songs of Peraltiago

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2UXIHQG

by ImmaculateMisconceptions

A series of Jake and Amy moments and experiences based on various songs I like or hear. Not always canon compliant and not always faithful to the song.

Words: 1074, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Kylie (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Gina Linetti, Rosa Diaz, Charles Boyle

Relationships: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Additional Tags: I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm enjoying it!, I take suggestions

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2UXIHQG

[ao3feed-b99]

telling you things that i find hard to say

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2vyi4HJ

by paintandcoffee

Gina admits her feelings first, but Rosa waits too long to do the same.

Words: 830, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F

Characters: Gina Linetti, Rosa Diaz

Relationships: Rosa Diaz/Gina Linetti

Additional Tags: Sharing a Bed, Falling In Love, Friends to Lovers

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2vyi4HJ

[ao3feed-b99]

well it's cold when we're apart

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LsN1rs

by darkrosemind

So Gina isn't Rosa's "immediate" family. Big deal. She loves Rosa more than anyone else, so why won't they let her into the hospital room to see Rosa??

"I have an idea. Tell them that you and Rosa are engaged."

Words: 1687, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 11 of dianetti prompts

Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Rosa Diaz, Gina Linetti, Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta, Raymond Holt, Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords

Relationships: Rosa Diaz/Gina Linetti, Rosa Diaz & Amy Santiago, Gina Linetti & Amy Santiago

Additional Tags: bi character(s), Some Description of Violence, getting engaged, stupid people who just love each other so much, dianetti

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2LsN1rs