Lance is my space son!!!

I'm 5'4, Part of the Lance Protection Squad, I L💙ve Winter❄ and the color Blue, You can also find me on Wattpads as AP-Production and Archieve as TheBluePaladin.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck

[dduane]

Could use some of that. Why not? :)

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[faleep]

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[mothnem]

Legendary post to me.

[hypnos-draws]

GODS I love my stupid homo men…I’m gonna digitalize them… <3

[paganinpurple]

Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid

[pyromania2014-deactivated201812]

Reblog for the concentration wizard to visit you and let you get super far in your WIP

[paganinpurple]

Best response to anything I’ve ever posted

[paganinpurple]

Who revived this again? Where are all the new reblogs coming from?

[naihtniroc-deactivated20251029]

A wizard did it

[ewitsewwie]

may i present

KRANG FONT!!

credit to @thewiglesswonder for refining the characters

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[drrockbell]

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

[pinkmistle06]

Reblogging for my art buddies!

[just-laufeyson-deactivated20231]

This is super helpful for me now :D

[laughingsquid]

A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies

[ralfmaximus]

Weight: about 14.6 pounds (6630 grams)

It probably smells faintly of blood

Why blood? Because hemoglobin in our blood has a lot of iron and thus has a metallic scent, similar to the coppery smell of a bunch of pennies collected together.

People who do things like floor an entire room in pennies counsel that you really need to seal/varnish the finished surface otherwise the smell can be pervasive.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

what if i want to smell like blood?

[ralfmaximus]

You want vampires? Because that’s how you get vampires.

[jv]

Ralf, that’s the kind of reply you can post everywhere but Tumblr.

Of course they want vampires.

[riotsquirrrl]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Running through the haunted woods in my copper penny dress like a jangly human-shaped windchime to drive all the vamps wild.

[morgans-mystics]

Salted Honey Pie 🍯

An old fashion pie recipe that’s super simple to make and a great Ostara/Spring Dessert! I’m making one for this Easter with my family.

Honey, Eggs, Cream are all Spring Foods. Honey symbolizes sweetness and the rewards of hardwork just like the little bees that work so hard to make it! 🐝

And Salt banishes negativity and is purifying!

This dessert is perfect for getting rid of the stress or worry of Winter and welcoming any sweet rewards from your hardwork in the future this Spring!

Ingredients:

One 9 inch Pie Crust (Store bought or one of your favorite crust recipes)

½ Cup of Melted Butter

¾ Cup of White Sugar

2 Tbs of Cornmeal

¼ tsp of Salt

¾ Cup of Honey

2 Eggs + 1 Egg Yolk

½ Cup of Cream

2 tsp White Vinegar

1 tsp of Vanilla Extract

Salt Flakes for Garnish

Preheat your oven to 350. In a large bowl, mix together your dry ingredients before slowly mixing in your wet ingredients one at a time…. (I never do this and just mix it all together randomly as I go, but it’s up to you.)

Feel free to add a sigil to the base of the pie crust. This is mine -

Pour mixture into your pie crust, it will be liquid and thin; that’s okay!

Cook for 45 to 60 minutes or until the top is golden brown and it starts to bubble.(I recommend 60 minutes on the middle rack. Mine didn’t burn at all!)

Take it out of the oven and let it cool for One hour or more to let it solidify. This step is very important to make sure it isn’t too liquidy. The consitancy should be like Pecan Pie Filling.

Garnish with Sea Salt or Himalayan Salt; any big salt flakes. But regular table salt will do just fine if the others aren’t available.

Done! 🍯🐝🍽😋

This can be used for Litha too!

[nikipuppeteer]

@penandinkprincess here’s the pie

[backstepping]

note to self: arm chopping is not a love language

[best-of-memes]

[gingko-ghost]

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

[ap-production]

Looking for a specific fic

So back in 2015, I think, I read a Blue exorcist/Harry Potter fanfiction on fanfiction.net, but I can not find it. The story was basically Rin is alone, all his humans friends are dead and for a long while he was trapped in this church eating people who would wonder in, until a young Dumbledore finds him and befriends and sets free. Then later in the future Dumbledore has Rin come in to teach I think Demonology, during the time when Umbridge came I think. No pairings, and no other exorcists, but you do see Mephisto, maybe Amaimon and Kuro. If anyone knows the stories name, the author, or even the link, please comment it! I have been searching for it for days!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

folding butterfly

[fuckstruckswan]

[snowyllama-art]

I'm looking forward to Mutant Mayhem and still hope Rise continues in the near future

(original image under the cut)

hehe leo-vatar

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[professor-sweetpea]

better

[chronic-cat-lady]

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

[kitsch-bitchh]

the raccoon one tho

[sweetmrvitriol]

Favorite commercial thing.

[amydiddle]

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

[theriu]

HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[filthyprotozoan]

tags from me lol but yeah

[h-l-w]

And that’s how we almost didn’t join the Justice League because Alfred wasn’t home!