ap0calyss (blog edition)

am i.... mister liberal? [ALYSSA/MAILO. I USE BOTH EQUALLY. CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE] (current hyprfxts: The Magnus Archives / Insane Clown Posse / my truck) (casual interests: TADC / Nu Metal / utdr / Yuppie Psycho) (soyboy DEI brain chips: chronic nerve pain 🥄 / AUDHD / genderfluid-pan / probably plural but don't wanna think about it) (age: approximately as old as Lilo & Stitch 2)

[ap0calyss]

Jonathan Sims is easy to write if you've ever asked the teacher if there's a word maximum on an essay. Martin Blackwood is easy to write if you've ever lived your life as a people pleaser. Tim Stoker is easy to write if you've ever despised yourself and the world around you so much that the only thing you seek more fervently than divine reasoning for your own misery is taking all that torments your soul down with you in your own glorious, violent blaze of destruction. Bisexuality will also work in a pinch

[paperrobins]

Not leaving this in the tags

[ap0calyss]

WHY ARE WE UNDERWATER ?

[ap0calyss]

ive been caught

[thingsivesaidondiscord]

I love it like you Love a dying dog on the street

[eliasnotjonah]

Hello, Jon.

I’m Elias

I use he ,, him pronouns

Thats all

Bye

[foilsick-anoscetia]

what fhe fuck why not. why shouldnt i draw elias bocuhard

[ap0calyss]

Oh ymgod

[iron-wyrm]

Minor insecurities with those horror podcast guys I keep drawing, who almost certainly have something better to worry about

+ bonus terrible horrible betrayal

[ap0calyss]

Hi it's me the yaoui wizard yourve heard of me . Blessing blessing blessing blessing

[littlechaoscryptid]

I just had a cursed idea, what type of horrifically sweet American beverage would each TMA character be? Not including any type of tea or coffee, just some random sugary liquid that has bright enough of a color to make your child blind

[ap0calyss]

Oh finally, my expertise. cracks dick

Okay,

Jon's a questionable organic juice box that ferments into a gas station RedBull around season two. Season 5? A Four Loko.

Martin is a gallon jug of Texas Sweet Tea. ("wait but no tea!!"- THAT SHIT IS NOT TEA.)

Sasha is an original Fruit Punch Kool-Aid, but she starts tasting a lot more like Cherry one day.

Tim is a Buzzball and always has been.

Elias is a Coca-Cola. The original recipe with coke in it.

Nikola Orsinov is a Faygo, out of an indulgent reference to Insane Clown Posse. Probably a mix of a bunch of different flavors.

Gertrude was a Taco Bell Baja Blast; she commands power and fear.

[ap0calyss]

yeah exactly like a glowstick

[littlechaoscryptid]

I just had a cursed idea, what type of horrifically sweet American beverage would each TMA character be? Not including any type of tea or coffee, just some random sugary liquid that has bright enough of a color to make your child blind

[ap0calyss]

Oh finally, my expertise. cracks dick

Okay,

Jon's a questionable organic juice box that ferments into a gas station RedBull around season two. Season 5? A Four Loko.

Martin is a gallon jug of Texas Sweet Tea. ("wait but no tea!!"- THAT SHIT IS NOT TEA.)

Sasha is an original Fruit Punch Kool-Aid, but she starts tasting a lot more like Cherry one day.

Tim is a Buzzball and always has been.

Elias is a Coca-Cola. The original recipe with coke in it.

Nikola Orsinov is a Faygo, out of an indulgent reference to Insane Clown Posse. Probably a mix of a bunch of different flavors.

Gertrude was a Taco Bell Baja Blast; she commands power and fear.

[submissionstousher]

Computa, Make These Guys Super Gay And Horny.

Did you Know?

There is an option on Tumblr to send asks anonymously and also not at all

[sylveonsweety-official]

@ramdomassaccountname

[ap0calyss]

Do you have any idea what it's like to scour the Jonathan Sims tag looking for more Jonathan Sims and instead get hit with your Own Fucking Gif

[armengoldira]

[ap0calyss]

Theyve been doing this all their life can you not be Fucking Patronizing

[vhbutter]

Recent Elias and Jonah art I forgot to share whoopsie

He’s just so dear to me, I can’t do ts

[extracheesehead]

I don't remember. Was it you?

THIS IS PERPLEXING TO ME

[jellyfish-confetti]

I listened to the Magnus Archives

Im very normal about this media

[ap0calyss]

Oh my fuckig GOD

[ap0calyss]

i have a chance.

[jellyfish-confetti]

I listened to the Magnus Archives

Im very normal about this media

[ap0calyss]

Oh my fuckig GOD

[mayamelodyegg]

i block a bitch on google giggles

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding