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incelprincess

randomly remembered this gem

animeseinfeld

YOU DESTROYED YOUR ROOT CHAKRA!!

its over & you aren't going to make it!

charlesoberonn

"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."

gaul-the-unmitigated

They got community noted.

charlesoberonn

spikedru

(twitter)

sweetwithheatwriting

@talesfromthecrypts

foone

Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

chiisana-lion

ryebreadedd

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

occasionallysubtle

sleepy starters ~ pokemon scarlet & violet

apollos-boyfriend

have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

apollos-boyfriend

this is environmental storytelling to me. i just KNOW she’s so so tired of gay cottagecore bitches

the-irken-pony

Smurfs dni

apollos-boyfriend

everyone shut the fuck up this is the only funny addition to this post

bunniope

yeah more like genghis dong bc i think hes a freaking dick. *hears the hoofbeats of 100 horses* uh oh

joeyclaire

what the fuck is a situationship i want a man who will die in front of meeeeeee

lakemojave

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

darkcomedies

lovewithagirl

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

K

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I'm a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it's ok

slimegirlwarlock

vexwerewolf

derinthescarletpescatarian

I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

startledoctopus

derinthescarletpescatarian

I should never have made this post because now every time it gets a new note I’m reminded of how wrong that one person on the internet was.

caspersgraveyard

reblog to remind them how wrong that one person on the internet was

derinthescarletpescatarian

THEY WERE SO WRONG. ON THE INTERNET.

the-beard-of-edward-teach

What were they wrong about?

derinthescarletpescatarian

NO I AM BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT

brionbroadway

evilkakyoin

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

cthuluguu

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

evilkakyoin

shut the fuck up

cipheramnesia

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

what-even-is-thiss

I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.

You don't have to date. You don't have to stop being friends. You can just keep hanging out. Self control and respect exists.

And sometimes you will date your friend and figure out that your dynamic worked better when you were friends. And then you can go back to being friends. It's really quite simple. Mature and cool, even.

miseriathome

Even requited attraction doesn't need to be acted upon. Two people can be mutually attracted to each other and still decide not to date or not to change the dynamic of their friendship. People who are dating can mutually decide it worked better as a friendship, even if the attraction persists.

Feelings are just feelings. Not all feelings need to be realized as actions. It's very mature and cool to still treat people like people even after learning about their feelings, whatever they are.