Currently Sobbing In C Minor

Heyo, I’m Pointless, and I’m an English Literature Major. Pronouns are free game. Constant fixation is One Piece, current hyper fixations are too vast to list.

[apointlessbox]

Hello everyone! My name is Pointless (22), and I'm your resident English Lit major (though my literacy is debatable at times).

Sometimes I post art, though in recent years that's so sparse it basically doesn't happen. Outside of that, I mostly reblog things that I like. I'll also answer most any question I can, so feel free to ask them. I'm also opened to beta read if anyone needs that (I will make all these years of college worth something).

Fun Facts!!

-So before I was an English major, I went to culinary school for a year (I specialized in baking)

-I cosplay every now and again (I might share pics one day)

-People tell me I give good advice (I'm very wise for not leaving my house, I guess)

-I am cursed with absolutely horrific health (herniated discs in my lower back, markers for an autoimmune disease, had my gallbladder stolen)

-In the spring of 2026, I'm studying abroad in Japan (please go check out my scholarship project blog so the US government doesn't take my scholarship money away)

[doomedmutual]

New Neal.fun dropped

[dollsahoy]

(my first page had a lot of spiders, so that's probably something some people may want to be aware could happen)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[spiribia]

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

[makingimages]

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[dreamwatch]

How am I only just learning this!?

[livingmeatloaf]

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[westiec]

Wait

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

[mysteryteacup]

helpful info for those who need it

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[littlebirdinagarden]

I like moths, and I like painting moths, and I want to get better at painting moths. So I was looking to see if I could find a Moth May art challenge prompt list kind of thing and I couldn’t find one (I’m sure they exist but anyway) so I decided to make one myself!

(I stayed up way too late last night looking up moths)

Hopefully everyday of May I can draw or paint a little moth, and I welcome anyone who wants to join me!

[prideknights]

I can't seem to find the link to get the pins. Are they on Etsy or something?

Pride Knights

The official Pride Knights shop! Get your hands on beautiful custom enamel pins and make your colors shine! Available until June 30, 2024! ⚔

[albamelody]

i recently saw a tiktok where a woman asked "girlies: what are some things you do to be more whimsical? I love knowing cute little habbits"

and i've never loved a comment section more. some of my faves:

(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[dovewithscales]

I talk to basically everything as if it's a person. I greet passing crows as my "cousins." I respond conversationally to my cats. I yell "same to you!" when inanimate objects make loud noises. I say good morning to plants. I thank my phone when an alarm goes off. When objects don't act the way I want them to I explain what I need them to do, or tell them they're being rude. I tell my car when we're stopping for gas.

[naamahdarling]

I reassure credit card readers who are struggling that I know they are doing their best. Bless you, you funky lil machine, I'm sorry my dad is part of the reason people hate you. :(

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

I'll be stealing that one and that one and that one, thank you very much!

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll be stealing that

one and that one and that one,

thank you very much!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[apointlessbox]

When I come back into my personal space (ie my bedroom or dorm room) I announce my presence to the room with some veriation of "I'm back, bitches" or "What's up, fuckers".

[warizoh]

//Warizoh | Buy me a coffee

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[sedlex]

Impeccable music choice here:

[emeraldhyacinth]

On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch

[kisnin]

YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

[the-haiku-bot]

YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD

START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST

IMMEDIATELY

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[maddiebiscuits]

huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh

[maddiebiscuits]

Tumblr user? Here's what to know about Tumblr selling your data to OpenAI and MidJourney

Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.

bwwaaaughhhhhhgggh enshittification continues

[the-barn-rat]

this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!

[lover-of-mine]

I'm gonna recirculate this again because I had to opt out for the 4th time. It seems like every time there's a major update on the site, they default this back.

[lighthouseshepard-deactivated20]

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

[lighthouseshepard-deactivated20]

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

[lighthouseshepard-deactivated20]