Apoxz

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[apoxzz]

And here’s my wild workout partner

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

Holy shit I’ve only seen this post on it came from Tumblr videos.

[service-d0g]

OH MY GOD ITS HERE ITS FINALLY ON MY FEED YES

[celesteateyourrights]

this exists?

[could-be-more-gay]

I thought this post was just a Tumblr legend

[odydaddysgirls]

[explicitbooty2]

send ALL the lil sluts😍get a shoutout or do it anonymously

[alex2118a]

Let’s see who is brave enough to send something! 😉❤

[nsfwpicfeed]

[massive-boobs-14]

😍😍😍

[apoxzz]

Add this absolute bombshell on Snapchat! Content just gets better from here!

[apoxzz]

Up and comer to the SnapChat Premuim scene! Absolute amazing body and up for chatting with anyone. Good prices and amazing content. ADD Dustydru4 for premium prices :)

[marie-premium-blog]

[apoxzz]

😻💋🍑

[marie-premium-blog]

[marie-premium-blog]

Add my snap for my premium

[apoxzz]

This absolute bomb shell is open for business. Her snap is

Dustdru4

And she’s ready for you 😉

[blame-the-weather]

[teenno1]

Teen

[navaquero96765]

😱🥵👀🍭👉🏽👌🏽👅👄💪🏽💦💭🔞👋🏽👮🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😒

[teenytinybabyboy]

Reblog if

You’re excited tomorrow is Christmas Eve!

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

[arabellesicardi]

if this was not a carly song i would not reblog but i am forced to

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

The pride flag reveal….. I cannot

[apoxzz]

Xbox One

Anyone wanna play something? Could I ask in a more boring way? Of course I could don't tempt me.

[lullabyvixie]

You’re still a little if you don’t like Disney.

You’re still a little if you don’t like cartoons.

You’re still a little if you don’t like pastels.

You’re still a little if you don’t use pacifiers.

You’re still a little if you don’t dress like one.

You’re still a little if you’re not little.

No matter how you act as a little, your little space is YOURS and yours alone. Do what makes you happy. There’s no wrong way to be little.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[daddys-dirty-babygirl88]

This is freaking amazing

[apoxzz]

I miss my glitter beard, I would sport this bad boy everyday if I could. Too bad I had to buzz it 😢😭