APPLE!!!💃

League certified fat bitch Weirdass Intersex autistic goblin Ron Desantis is my personal greatest nemesis I'm an adult I guess?🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️

[appledognugget]

Ay new intro

Me Apple

I'm a weird floridian BROWN hippy

I mostly just post shitposts here ngl

She/They 18 I am obsessed with absurdity and oddity with too much knowledge about internet archaeology (and real life archaeology)

Tags:

#appleposting: the ramblings of an madman

#mutual mention!!!, and it’s echo fighter #mutuals mentions!!!!!!: my horrible friends

#apple can hear you, and it’s evil twin #apple can unfortunately hear you: asks and asks that I hate respectively

💚Moots I've collected: @shortleader0 @socksthebat @totallynotmimic1-m2 @gordonfreemanisaleafproven @so-called-twink @egg-fan @proxxicles @pangurbanourcat @razorslash87 @lunalighting512 @the-rat12 @ashelf66 @schlorb my beloved @robo-appledognugget my beloathed @evilmimic

Stuff:

I have a youtube channel, it's just got playlists rn but I'll maybe make sumthin eventually

Appledognugget

The fuck are ya doin here???

Here's my bandcamp, nuthin there rn but I've got stuff cookin

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Florida

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I have the tendency to scroll the blogs of anyone who interacts with me an' I'm pretty open to new internet friends so uh you can dm me whatever just be chill

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[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[woolay-archives-blog]

I feel uneasy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

[klapollo]

is that wrinkly kong

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

[woolay-archives-blog]

forget what you saw

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[appledognugget]

me too 🫂💞

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[orangebitters]

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

[counting-horses]

These posts contain 36 horses (55.8% of the post)

🍎 @dykejedi-deactivated20170430

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse

𓃗 @tjmystic

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

♞ @orangebitters

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[jan-liliten]

nobody named a horse horse

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[girlinabirdcage]

thank you bone pharaoh <3

youre beautiful too

[appledognugget]

Nuh uh,,,,

[the-rat12]

non-op trans girl call that penis o'toole

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[catalyswitch]

[girlinabirdcage]

i see you apple @appledognugget

[appledognugget]

rending you limb from limb why are you also at the devils sacrament BITCH

[charl0ttan]

aborted bank teller: i would have loved to tell

[charl0ttan]

aborted web developer; i would have loved to develop webs

[charl0ttan]

aborted finger: i would have loved to fing

[charl0ttan]

aborted masterbator: i would have loved to master bating

[charl0ttan]

aborted challenger rocket: i would have loved to rock a challenge

[charl0ttan]

aborted fire: i would have loved to fi

[hardly-know-er]

aborted bank teller? i hardly know ‘er!

[hardly-know-er]

aborted web developer? i hardly know ‘er!

[hardly-know-er]

aborted finger? i hardly know ‘er!

[hardly-know-er]

aborted masterbator? i hardly know ‘er!

[hardly-know-er]

aborted challenger rocket? i hardly know ‘er!

[hardly-know-er]

aborted fire? i hardly know ‘er!

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real