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remnantglow

breakdown of why moon’s haunted is the tweet of all time

- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing

- nasa employee is super chill about it

- theres just a gun lying around

- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts

- moon’s haunted

remnantglow

#i think about this tweet all the time #moon’s haunted

flowersforvax

Neither a mass craze nor mass hysteria but a secret third thing (mass construed Scorsese film)

#goncharov

tiny-bi-child

if i had a nickel for every time an actor from the mortal instruments: city of bones later played a guy with superpowers in a netflix original show where superpowered children are taken from their parents at birth by an old man and branded with tattoo on their wrist with limited access to the outside world i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

#the mortal instruments #this is so specific

vulpes-aestatis

Twitter: currently literally burning to the ground

Tumblr: currently collectively hallucinating a 1970s mafia film with heavy homoerotic undertones

#goncharov

toastbutteregg

#one time i went around a roundabout 4 times in a row because i kept panicking about exiting so this seems like a better option tbh

toastbutteregg

reallyndacarter

Hmmmmm...

a-wild-haggis

#lynda carter immediately acclimated to the tumblr ecosystem

possession

AVRIL LAVIGNE INLOVE Magazine (Winter 2022)

#avril lavigne #i'm sorry but one of my favorite celeb conspiracy theories continues to be the avril was replaced theory #but she looks great

succubusboyfriend

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

were-owl-deactivated20241025

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

justnick612-deactivated20210723

I’m kepchup lmao

fysticalmorest

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

atlinmerrick

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

kristiemewisstan

some additions from my own collection

weepingwillo-deactivated2022071

notsandycheeks

multi-hyphenate Jaboukie Young-White at UK premiere of Disney’s Strange World

#jaboukie #look at him !!!

ojibwa

what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere

teaboot

Sun vanish

Green vanish

Sudden cold

Time moves 3 inches to the left

Here's a story about metaphysical forces beyond your comprehension. Something is watching you, specifically. Why? We don't know.

???

Profit

teaboot

Someone lifted you out of your nice cozy warm temperature-controlled terrarium and dropped you into the background of an X-files episode and you want to know what it is about that which your soft mammal body is finding stressful

glaciermice

3 minutes into the episode and the vibe is really just

#watcher #puppet history

tabithahallows

us Austen fans are always like *wistful sigh* where's my Mr Darcy? But you wanna know where the fuck he is????? You wanNA FUCKING KNOW? he's at home. avoiding all social situations, watching gossip girl with Georgiana and probably still recovering that time two weeks ago when the cashier said 'have a nice day' and he said 'no I'm fine thanks'. Where else would he fucking be?

#jane austen #mr darcy #they're right and they should say it #pride and prejudice

cowboy

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

cowboy

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

quinintheclouds

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

headspace-hotel

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

ankewehner

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

headspace-hotel

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

day-time-dream

where is the raccoon getting the heart

cowboy

don't worry about it

#raccoons

owlet

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

owlet

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

cryoverkiltmilk

These other assholes: Oh I hate leaving a mess. Cleaning up actually helps me unwind!

My ADHD executive-dysfunctional fuckin goblin self: I have to perform a TASK? But I just performed a task YESTERDAY!

elidyce

Some people simply do not understand the profoundly Sisyphean torment that is cleaning things.

Dishes.

Clothes.

House.

Self.

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU DO IT, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. DOPAMINE PAYOFF IS ZERO, THE TASK IS NEVER COMPLETED AND YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO STOP DOING IT EVER IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

#tasks are hard #i already did a task today #and tomorrow there will be yet another task #i would rather lie down

teaboot

Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six