Things I think the Batkids repeat almost compulsively
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⢠āthe muffin manā¦The muffin man?? THE MUFFIN MAN!!ā
⢠āIām tired of this grandpa!ā
⢠āitās like a rewardā
⢠āLABUBUā āI have the 24k gold labewbewā
⢠ā67ā (only cuz it drives everyone absolutely bonkers)
⢠āshe doesnāt even go here :/.ā
⢠āNINA. NINA.ā āJust voteā¦just voteā
⢠āJT comin JT comin HT JT JT cominā
⢠āPeter how are you doing thatā
⢠āWouldnāt you like to know weather boyā
⢠āgirl that jacket is TIGHT! Now run that shit bitchā
⢠ā55 BURGER 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55- .ā
⢠āIām such a fat fucking chudā
⢠āShe-not-let-ting-you-fuuuuckš¤ā
⢠āBEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAILā
⢠do not come to my townā
⢠āyour cat is like oh no no no no youāre not getting a dog donāt even think abt it girlā
⢠āDo I look like a real boy papaā
⢠āUnhand me you troglodyteā
⢠āHES LYING HES LYINGā
⢠āHES PULLING HIS COCK OUTā
⢠āBEEEE WHO YOU AREEE FOR YOUR PRIIIIDE!!ā
⢠āI donāt give a fuck Keishaā
⢠āThis my house! Entry please!ā
⢠āComputer? Make these guys supa gay and horny!ā
⢠āMama a girl behind youā
⢠āIM BOUTTA EAT THIS CHIK FILAAAā
⢠āBaby thatās..my brotherā āNo cuz they know dadaā
⢠āROCK THAT BODY CMON CMON ROCK THAT BODYā
⢠āWE ARE CHARLIE KIRKā
⢠ālowkirkenuinelyā (this one give Bruce an aneurism)
⢠āWHATS UP YOU-TUBE-TUBE-TUBE-TUBE-TUBEā
⢠āDamn double homicideā
⢠āOh youāre a fuzzyā
⢠āTalk Valentina! Ally!ā
⢠āI JUST WANNA DANCE AT THE BELLETā
⢠āYA DADDY WAS HOME WHEN YOU LEFT YOURE RIGHT YA MAMA WAS HOME WHEN YOU LEFT YOURE RIGHTā
⢠āerm actually- š¤ā literally anytime Tim opens his mouth
⢠āshowerš¤Ø? Oh noā¦ā
⢠ārightā¦.rightā¦RIGHTā¦.rightā¦RIGHT RIGHTā
⢠āI blew up Malaysiaā
⢠āThanks A LOT Rachelā
⢠āBrutha eeuugghhā