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[beetustheyeetus]

John’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my son.

Sam’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my brother.

Dean’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, leave a message or try my other phone.

Bro is his own emergency contact on top of being everyone else’s I’m going to throw myself under a jet ski

[arachnifin]

[i-like-batfam]

Body peircer: Can you just call your dad to make sure he's okay with this?

Dick: sure thing

Dick, on the phone with Bruce: hey dad, where did you say it was okay for me to get a piercing again?

Bruce, so angry because he repeatedly told him no: DICK GR-

Dick, hanging up: see, he's fine with it

[jurakan]

Saw a post on Facebook that was like, "Yes, Superman is an immigrant, but he's not illegal, because he was ADOPTED" and I want to know if the person who wrote that really thinks that Ma and Pa Kent filed proper, honest paperwork explaining precisely how they found Clark??

[thatsastepladder]

It was rural Kansas, and originally in the 1910s when they would have found him. It would be easy enough to say he was a home birth during a particularly snowy winter, get the Smallville doctor to sign off on a birth certificate, and presto! Clark Kent is legally the son of Martha and Jonathan Kent. And once you have the birth certificate, the rest of the paperwork is easy.

[jurakan]

[waves fake birth certificate] Aside from this illegally-forged document, it's all legal!

[d4rthberry]

“let’s use chat gpt” i hope you fucking die

[arachnifin]

Things I think the Batkids repeat almost compulsively

⚠️ Warning: this post takes infinite amounts of screen time to understand⚠️

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Dick Grayson

• “the muffin man…The muffin man?? THE MUFFIN MAN!!”

• “I’m tired of this grandpa!”

• “it’s like a reward”

• “LABUBU” “I have the 24k gold labewbew”

• “67” (only cuz it drives everyone absolutely bonkers)

• “she doesn’t even go here :/.”

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Barbara Gordon

• “NINA. NINA.” “Just vote…just vote”

• “JT comin JT comin HT JT JT comin”

• “Peter how are you doing that”

• “Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy”

• “girl that jacket is TIGHT! Now run that shit bitch”

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Jason Todd

• “55 BURGER 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55- .”

• “I’m such a fat fucking chud”

• “HAH GAYYY”

• “She-not-let-ting-you-fuuuuck🎤”

• “BEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL”

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Tim Drake

• do not come to my town”

• “your cat is like oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think abt it girl”

• “Do I look like a real boy papa”

• “Unhand me you troglodyte”

• “A-ARON”

• “HES LYING HES LYING”

• “RELEASE ME”

• “HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT”

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Stephanie Brown

• “BEEEE WHO YOU AREEE FOR YOUR PRIIIIDE!!”

• “I don’t give a fuck Keisha”

• “This my house! Entry please!”

• “Computer? Make these guys supa gay and horny!”

• “Mama a girl behind you”

• “Yer Joe king”

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Duke Thomas

• “IM BOUTTA EAT THIS CHIK FILAAA”

• “Baby that’s..my brother” “No cuz they know dada”

• “ROCK THAT BODY CMON CMON ROCK THAT BODY”

• “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK”

• “lowkirkenuinely” (this one give Bruce an aneurism)

• “WHATS UP YOU-TUBE-TUBE-TUBE-TUBE-TUBE”

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Cassandra Cain

• “Damn double homicide”

• “Oh you’re a fuzzy”

• “Talk Valentina! Ally!”

• “oh!”

• “I JUST WANNA DANCE AT THE BELLET”

• “YA DADDY WAS HOME WHEN YOU LEFT YOURE RIGHT YA MAMA WAS HOME WHEN YOU LEFT YOURE RIGHT”

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Damien Wayne

• “erm actually- 🤓” literally anytime Tim opens his mouth

• “shower🤨? Oh no…”

• “right….right…RIGHT….right…RIGHT RIGHT”

• “I blew up Malaysia”

• “Thanks A LOT Rachel”

• “Brutha eeuugghh”

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[arlo-maintenanceman]

ao3 is lagging and I don’t know why

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

small thing I'd like to add here is that there is no bad fic as long as it's done with love <3

[arachnifin]

My favorite most reread fics are garbage in the eyes of most but they are precious to me

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[arachnifin]

[arachnifin]

I’m writing a Merthur fic where Uther is dead and Merlin is a jester and this one is making it out the notes app boys stay tuned

[intrepidleviathanbeacon]

I need to know if there's a tag in Ao3 for Merlin having lover privileges without realizing it, or where most of the rules clearly don't apply to him.

[arachnifin]

Can’t stop laughing at the idea of Dick getting a closer look at Jason when he comes back and is just like “When tf did you get taller than me???”

[arachnifin]

Hey so quick question for Canadians, as an American, y’all got room?? 😭💔

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[margindoodles2407]

SO weird to me that the default assumption in modern fandom is that you must be attracted to your favorite characters. nah man those are just my funky little guys and gals i want to study them under a microscope. i want to put them in a mason jar and shake it and see what happens

[arachnifin]

I am constantly evolving (I’m indecisive)