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pearl | any pronouns | i forgot how to use this site

[100line]

Dio lackeys are always saying shit like “Lord Dio will be so pleased when he hears tell of my deed! He shall reward me!” I don’t know how to tell you but Dio does not give a fuck

[100line]

Dio is standing in front of his mirror testing selfie angles right now and to be honest he’s kind of hoping you die

[puppiesdoglover]

Kibbles at night ..... Puppy's delight

[puppiesdoglover]

Kibbles at night ..... Puppy's delight

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[wildfey]

I have to say I do like that Vongole is canonically a retriever and fanonically a golden retriever because it really opens up new opportunities for bizarre Kristoph moments.

Apollo being pulled around the dog park by his boss's massive and very silly dog because Mr Gavin has just fired the second dog walker this week for low standards.

Kristoph Gavin has owned more lint rollers than most people have had hot meals.

Kristoph having to interrupt preparing his poisoning plot because his dog is carrying around one of his bespoke shoes because it's bored and wants attention

[wildfey]

Kristoph, plotting late at night: I might have blood on my hands, but there's no evidence that I killed Enigmar, and nobody can link us because of his false identity. So long as I can pin the whole thing on Wright then I can destroy two enemies simultaneously.

Kristoph's ridiculously large and attention-seeking dog:

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[loveridden1999]

[feraligatr]

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

[palmer]

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[cryptidsock]

the moon's embrace / the sun's warmth

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[infiniteoro]

i love domestic mzen

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lexllore]

Maya Fey art because i love her