Ten whole goblins

Sometimes I live in the country Sometimes I live in town

[dogpuppy]

[itmeansalot]

Italians, huh? Maybe we're not so different after all. .

[ladiesnoob217]

[avvocarlo]

[lokaror]

you'll notice theres no discourse about the dwarf stones because freddy mercury returned them to the dwarves like a good person would.

[nintengu]

[pending-trans-action-2]

And brother?

I hurt people

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[bobdylanyaoi]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Telegram

[junderstruck]

batman developing an anti-beatboxing bomb collar to finally stop the joker once and for all

[epicsause-official]

the game of "billiards" was originally supposed to be called "billions" because there was supposed to be a billion balls. they ultimately shelved that idea because they didnt have enough balls

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[flipchild]

[shortcakecafe]

WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[tatzelwurming]

i wish i hadn’t rejected his compassion

[prungojumpty]

HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear