This isn't a whorehouse, this is a whorehome ♥️

She/Her 28 im to lazy for tags

[studentofetherium]

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

[studentofetherium]

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

[loud-triangle-thoughts]

Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends

[marvelilovebucky]

Bucky Barnes is my favorite Disney Princess👑

[maggotmuncher0]

MEEP

[itspapillonnoir]

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ᨖ

"I always enjoy riding with you, kid."

[stardustrider]

Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

[freakoutgirl]

damn the sadness really does last forever

[freakoutgirl]

Didn't mean to use that picture

[hispanicdisorder]

what's his #?

[freakoutgirl]

are you asking me for Jensen Ackles' number

[k1mkardashian]

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

[turtletiiime]

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

[k1mkardashian]

fingering myself

[deanmoth]

You’re good here, ok?

[sufjansjoy]

listening to music in my room

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[ilyasmole]

"I like the animal thing when you're acting, to use a bit of animal stuff."

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[zereshq]

@joy-and-whimsy-detector-official

[joy-and-whimsy-detector-official]

[JOY AND WHIMSY DETECTED]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[cloudabserk]

hockey is my best friend you guys

[kihba-deactivated20211123]

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

[lesbofujo]

[mulderscully]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06

[pwlanier]

Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)

Courtesy Alain Truong

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.