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@joy-and-whimsy-detector-official
HELLO WELCOME!!!!!
This is the joyous and whimsical detector blog for your joyous and whimsical needs
Mod is CLONE ANON!! YES, the ONE AND ONLY
My name Clone call me clone I am @cloneanon
Or Whimsy Detector... hehhehe
here is. i
Time to FROLIC!
Videos i like so much i painted them
@joy-and-whimsy-detector-official is this whimsical
I DON'T HAVE MY IMAGE ON HAND RIGHT NOW BUT YES
JOY AND WHIMSY DETECTED
crossposting from bsky - glad I stopped using spotify when I did and that I unlinked it from my discord, but still
[ reddit thread | bsky post ]
Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know
I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.
Open tags
I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6
@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace
@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16
@fortheloveofgrantaire
i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D
and i am doing art and music for gcse
@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!
I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in
I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P
Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔
When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.
I was also the most calm person in the ER.
@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.
i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school
@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical
My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though
@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts
I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)
@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p
i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7
@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS
ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam
@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!
dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets
I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?
open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged
Three random facts:
One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.
I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.
When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.
@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)
that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol
three random facts:
1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.
2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.
3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)
@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23
feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)
1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm
2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}
3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;
@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags
Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see
My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)
I never speak in public, like, at all
I only drink, and only ever will drink water
Open tags !
1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)
2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks
3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?
Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags
I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft
i have a mullet
I really dislike physical contact
I have a rock and marble collection
Tags
@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @7-eleven-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @satan-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical + open tags!!!
Might have mentioned it once or twice but I have a (now) over grown buzzcut (hopefully gonna get it recut with a diff style soon)
ive never been able to pull off a buzz well, my mates all tell me the mullet fits tho so i just keep that
Yeah I've been thinking of getting a mullet style cut kinda like this
Mod has taken 12 years of piano lessons and passed ABRSM grade 8 in music theory :))
Everyone!
I met a new tiny friend today
@joy-and-whimsy-detector-official i think this is very joyful and whimsical
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important message
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Les dances à travers le monde
@joy-and-whimsy-detector-official
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Where’s that joy and whimsy account (bot?)
@joy-and-whimsy-official @joy-and-whimsy-detector-official
[JOY AND WHIMSY DETECTED]
Why are there real people on my tumblr?
What are we doing? IRL reveals? Is this some kind of indoctrination? A loyalty test?
"If you wish to be a true Offical, you must first post a selfie of yourself on your blog. This is a test of dedication. Of trust. If you're truly willing to join, to be one of the Officals, you shouldn't be afraid to let your true self be exposed."
Yeah I guess but I'm a minor and I'm so beautiful I would blind everyone
remember chat it is not joyous and whimsical to let yourself be pressured into doing whatever you're not comfortable with, if you want to then stay safe, if you don't want to then dont, etc
trolley problem variant:
you inevitably have to push a gay person down a flight of stairs. why? i don’t fucking know just go with it. there is also a cishet person there.
you can either A: save the cishet person and inevitably get called homophobic (valid i mean you did push a gay person down a flight of stairs) or B: also push the cishet person down the stairs and no longer be homophobic but now you have pushed TWO people down a flight of stairs. there is also option C: pushing none of them down a flight of stairs but you have to throw yourself down a flight of stairs. however there is a pretty likely chance you are some form of queer since you are on tumblr, so you have still thrown a queer person down the stairs and are by proxy homophobic.
what option do you pick
push all three of us down the stairs
I agree
we can all go down togehter <3
or i can just push pineapple
Wait what the fuck man
it might be a small set of stairs, plus your like, not human you would be fine-
i'd invite all of my wonderful friends and then push them down one by one
And then myself <3
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Go forth my psionic warriors!
STOP CASTING YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS ONTO ME
AAAAAAAAAA
do you want some chocolate? ive got some chocolate uhhh heating pad, ibuprofen, anything you might need i think
i can beam period cramps on the angel if you want
Ok the US Attorney General says that she will remove ICE if MN drops all our sanctuary laws, complies with ICE, hands over all our SNAP, Medicaid and voter rolls. They demand control over our voter registration so they can "ensure free and fair elections".
They want to control our elections.
I am dead serious people call your representatives. Get volunteering. Get protesting. Get LOUD.
They released a letter full of straight up lies. Spread the truth. MAKE NOISE.
Source
How interesting. How very interesting. They rejected my Blaze of this post.
Well, y'all. Make of this what you will, eh?
Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?
Boosting signal. AGAIN.
@our-trans-punk-experience
Tagging a bunch of bigger blogs I know
@sexy-people-contests-2026 @certifiedsexed @reallyreallyreallytrying @pukicho @joy-and-whimsy-detector-official @joy-and-whimsy-official @anti-terf-posts @redstonedust
oh this is so not joyous and whimsical. I dont know many ppl but hey everyone! Tag! Spread the word!
@guest-1337-detecter yo can you spread this to the swarm
Nationwide General Strike this Friday, January 30. No work, no school, no shopping. // (BreakThrough News' Instagram post)
hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.
if your insulin pump has lithium batteries and the tubing is plastic,
if your ostomy bags, incontinence supplies, and sanitary wipes are single-use,
if your joint replacement, bone plate, pins & screws, or spinal hardware is cobalt & chrome,
if your meds come in a plastic container you can’t recycle or reuse for sterility,
you are still innocent. you didn’t choose this particular life. we all must do what we can to survive and that includes using technology and consuming resources. it is only human and we all do it.
some people out there own several yachts and don’t ever consider the impact it has on the world. there’s nothing to be gained by beating yourself up for doing the bare minimum for a comfortable, livable, safe & long life.
Just want to add, don’t cut corners. Don’t risk your life when there are people who could do a lot more without risking theirs.
Don’t reuse the syringe. Don’t use cloths over alcohol swabs. Choose the battery powered device over the rechargeable if it means you can carry spares. Don’t use the reusable container if you can’t get it open. Don’t choose the reusable option if you can’t keep it clean. Don’t overfill the sharps container. Don’t improvise the tourniquet. Don’t eat the expired food if you can’t afford to be sick. Don’t choose the sustainable option if it doesn’t meet your needs.
Your life is not others’ priority so it has to be yours.
With the big winter storm going over the US east of the Rockies, I figure I should show everyone how to get the most accurate hourly forecast. That way you can take all the precautions you need
First! Go to the national weather service website, weather.gov
Next, put in your town or zip code
You'll come to a page that gives a good overview of a forecast. It'll tell you the daily and nightly forecast. To get an hourly forecast you'll want to press the link labeled that
This next page is gonna have a lot of information. Just condense your focus to which category you need if it's overwhelming, but this is all really good info
Temperature is the red line on top, wind-chill is the blue line on top, wind speed and direction is the second table, then rain potential, thunder potential, and snow potential.
Note: if you're looking for snow amounts, the blocks are for that time only
I really hope that helps. Keep yourself safe and keep an eye on forecasts!
Signed, an atmospheric science student
