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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space đž
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@archbernard
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YOU STOP THAT
This makes me really uncomfortable
Iâm so angry
This is the opposite of those satisfying videos
Jesus Christ what just happened.
look at different people each time tho
#is this problem sleuth
sHE THREW A BABY
Iâve been watching his for the past 5 minutes
oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths
Will, Jaden and Willow.Â
This post has TWO puns I canât handle this.
Tampons are a âluxury itemâ
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the womenâs bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they werenât necessary.
I found out why after Iâd been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladiesâ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladiesâ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if Iâd just been told and there could be no possible argument.
âIf I donât go,â I said in an overly patient tone, âthe blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair Iâm sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. Thatâs why I need to go to the bathroom.â
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, âWait, you mean that if you donât go, youâll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!â
I thought, Â You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasnât. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didnât know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And thatâs how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
Thatâs.., thatâs insane.
what the fuck did i just read
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isnât that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No youâre thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, youâre thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, youâre thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, youâre thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
Youâre thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
Youâre thinking of Safari. Â Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
Youâre thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against timeâs intrusions into our realm.
No, youâre thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, youâre thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.Â
No, youâre thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovinâ.
No, youâre thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, youâre thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdallâs sister.
No no no guys, youâre thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, youâre thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, youâre thinking of euphoria. Sephoraâs a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
this isnât even edited
I had to Google this because I couldnât believe it was realâŠbut it isâŠ
You will not be able to predict how this ends
Ima need someone to repeat that for the people in the back
@destroy-the-fucking-patriarchy was it you who had to post about this recently
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
âŠwhereâs the lie?
has this been done yet?
what the fuck this is so completely in character
We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner
when in doubt, the citation of choice
+Cat with a bat +Shooting star videos
âMillennials are so entitled"
Actually, the âyouâre welcomeâ/âno problemâ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say youâre welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so itâs saying âI accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.â
âNo problemâ, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that youâre need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).
Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.
DAMN STRAIT.
Basic Millennial complaint: âI want shelter and economic security.â Some bitter old man: âWHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.â
