friendly neighborhood moron

main fandoms: lancer, worm, (occasionally) fate

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

I LOVE that because it's Calvinball he just GOES WITH IT 😂😂😂

[theriu]

This is my FAVORITE ARC with Rosalyn, and I think it’s the last one Watterson did, which makes it a perfect ending. Because after all the nightmare scenarios, Rosalyn FINALLY FIGURES IT OUT! She learns how to get along with Calvin, manage his energy in a way he enjoys, and lay down rules he will obey, all by readily adopting his silly random game. It’s so wholesome and great and the only time Calvin is HAPPY to have Rosalyn babysit him, and you bet they must have played this every time thereafter that she came to babysit

[judithchopsley]

many of you are far more patient and understanding than me. i could not fuck an egg, like, cmon girl you at least gotta stop with this he/him bullshit before you have any chance of getting it. thats not real

[maidthings]

I still dont really understand how to socialize with Normal People but I know they really never expect you to ever use the word "homunculus" so it usually plays pretty well

[maidthings]

which is weird because in our modern lives we encounter and make frequent use of homunculi every single day

[starjasmines]

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[houndmother]

this is about the colonial enforcement of gender among many other things

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

ate too fast and got a tummyache

[dialtone-deadlyring]

[terraswallows]

"Estrogen Guy"

[just-a-bi-hoe]

^every pharmacist ever hired

[ochiody]

why are you so fat and stinky

[status-quo-hater]

Honestly I don't think you should need a diagnosis of anything to get HRT. I think you should just be able to go buy it at CVS like it's ibuprofen.

[fallout-lou-begas]

"goo night everybody" is what a cute little slimegirl in a nightcap would say as she tucks herself into bed and falls asleep

[silima]

i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist

[xeric-adenium-obesum]

oh sorry when i call you "girl" i use it gender neutrally actually! yeah me calling you "girl" isn't actually misgendering you. stop making such a big deal out of this "girl" is literally a gender neutral term

[evilvillain123456789]

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

[kralsuselle]

deltArune chapter 7 leak

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.