jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK

Origami Around
Fai_Ryy

@theartofmadeline

PR's Tumblrdome
Noah Kahan
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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sheepfilms

ellievsbear

bliss lane

Discoholic 🪩
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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roma★
RMH
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@arkarni
jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK
shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
Excuse me.
This is the autistic website.
Please reblog on Monday so that your neurodivergent mutuals can have time to adjust, react and emerge from the bog accordingly.
This is the money butt.
It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.
money butt god bless
I have never seen a money butt before
All hail Butt Money
*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!
All my time on this app I’ve never seen the money butt. Bless. 🍑💵
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world
Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to
SERIOUS: NEW BOT SCAM ALERT
heya!
this right here?
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.
the "@staff" is just the bio text.
tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.
report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.
@staff @tumblr @support
tumblr app is playing a game of The Floor is Lava except the lava is the App Store opening and the floor is the ads you’re trying to scroll past.
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Ever had such a stupid moment in a dream that you’ve woken up through complete outrage alone?
Be me, dreaming about work:
Dream Me: and this is the small range of *specific product* that you were looking for.
Dream customers: hmm, got anything better in the same price range? Or cheaper?
Dream Me: oh absolutely! In fact just for you today we have *specific Custom Made EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE item* for only $99*
Awake Me, eyes popping open in horror: fucking WHAT?!
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
OH NOT AGAIN
Fuck you this shit again
TERRY YOU RUINED MY DASH HOW DARE YOU!!! JAIL!! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS!!!
Just so you know I did an evil laugh at this notification
Just so you know I
did an evil laugh at this
notification
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
How Tumblr…@the-haiku-bot got ahold of a Tumblr OG
Forgot how hard this is 🥰
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
Sci-fi: Credits?
Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?
Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?
Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?
Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.
Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?
Fantasy: Crystals!
Sci-fi: Crystals!
Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫
Fantasy: Princesses?
Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?
Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?
Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?
Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?
Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.