Artemis

they/them | lesbian | fanfic writer (theoretically)

[artemis-orientalis]

Tim Drake is autistic and detective work, skateboarding, and photography are spins. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[mapsontheweb]

The Most Popular Grocery Store In Each State (in 2022, based on foot traffic)

by @statspanda1

[artemis-orientalis]

This is actually super helpful bc I’m about to move halfway across the country for college and wasn’t sure what grocery stores there are in that state…

[artemis-orientalis]

Two sisters, Sam and Deanna Winchester, witness their father's paranormal death as children and grow up trained to fight by a distraught mother who wants nothing more than to hunt down the thing that killed her husband. Sam escapes to college to start a new, normal life but gets pulled back in after Deanna shows up on her doorstep to tell her their mother is missing. Following clues from an eerie phone message from her, the girls travel to a small town and encounter a vengeful spirit called the "Widow in White", who then starts to haunt Sam.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[copperbadge]

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

[sassysnowperson]

This made me laugh so hard - of all the things a sleeping mind can offer up as entertainment, poor Copperbadge was visited by a demonic Astolat impersonator.

I wanted that Ao3 random button though.

SO I MADE ONE

It's a generator that produces a link to a random work page on AO3, using a number generator in the link.

Fair warning, it turns up 404 errors pretty often, because many works have been deleted. Keep clicking, you'll get something eventually.

Also, this is literally any work on AO3, so remember the back button and browse responsibly.

[fanficmemes]

Oh so ur a writer?? Prove it. Drop the last sentence of ur wip in the tags

[artemis-orientalis]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[artemis-orientalis]

I’m American so I don’t know why Princess Diana and Queen Elizabeth apparently had beef and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[artemis-orientalis]

My brain: hey, what if you write out TOH episodes but genderswapped

Me: okay, sounds fun

~

My brain: what if you post them on ao3

Me: but there’s not really any divergence from canon, what would be the point?

My brain: idk, someone might read it

Me: I guess

~

My brain: NONBINARY HUNTER

Me: alright, just let me get to season 2 first

~

My brain: what if after Hunter finds out they’re a grimwalker they struggle with coming to terms with being a copy of Belos’ sister and Luz tells them that they’re not just a copy bc Belos’ sister was a woman and they’re obviously not and its all emotional and shit

Me: ffs I’m on the third episode stop thinking about Hunter and focus on season 1!!!!

[vergak]

[thyphrog]

hello lgbtq community <3

(for those who remember, i used to be bleuberri04)

[a-trans-comic-by-me]

[smokeytoastyghosty]

Me: yep

Me: sees trans man not binding and one in a dress

Me : nope!

You didn’t have to draw a trans man with boobs sis, thanks for the dysphoria babeey

[trainwreckbisexual]

if u get dysphoric when u see a boob that’s understandable but its also your problem to deal with n u don’t get to shame other trans dudes for drawing people like them with visible breasts. as much as it sucks, most trans men do have non flat chests and it’s not a bad thing to draw trans men with breasts (unless ur sexualising them, or ur drawing a real life trans man who’s dysphoric about his chest).

also u can’t have a go at op for drawing a trans man without a binder bc it makes u dysphoric n then call him sis. dont be a fuckin hypocrite dude.

anyways good post op

[maraeffect]

some trans men can’t bind for medical reasons. some don’t prefer to bind bc it’s uncomfortable, and hot, and sweaty!!! some trans men arent that bothered by chest dysphoria!

trans people are not required to attempt conformity to be valid in their identity. no one is required to try and “look cis”. that’s your own shit to deal with.

[eroticcannibal]

Thank you for drawing trans men who aren’t binding and who wear feminine clothes, OP, seeing trans people like myself really helps with my dysphoria

[transmxnfenris]

I can’t bind because of my severe asthma and pain in my ribs from fibromyalgia. So seeing trans men who aren’t binding really helps my crippling dysphoria. Thanks op (also disabled trans men aaaaaah! 💖)

[bleepblopbugs]

Also some trans men cant afford a binder, or are closeted, or itt isnt safe where they live to bind, binding isnt a necessity v

[xaira-gabvi]

Also trans men, just like cis men, are allowed to wear dresses.

[artemis-orientalis]

And I’m not a trans man, but I am a nonbinary person with chest dysphoria, and I unfortunately have a large enough chest that when I bind it just makes my boobs look smaller. It doesn’t make me look flat.

[deansass]

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

[frostbittenbucky]

Nyrlsace

[artemis-orientalis]

Endlcas/Enlicas/Endlicag/Enlicag

(my last name is five letters long and I wasn’t sure whether to use my dad’s full name or his nickname)

[sparrow-ceiling]

reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"

[sparrow-ceiling]

i love being op of this post bc most of the time its either "i want to scream" "i want to cry" or "i want one" (with the person then being perplexed by what "one" is referring to) but then you get shit like this

[mildelectrocution]

The nonbinary urge to die a saint, but in a whore kind of way

[romanispoiler]

The autism speaks "I am autism" ad but it's just criminals being beaten up by the batfam

[artemis-orientalis]

I’m visiting family in Kentucky and I’m thinking we maybe get a bit too intense about canasta...

We’ve been playing for over 7 hours, it’s 2:21 in the morning, and we are not stopping. My uncle threatened to stab my cousin with a screwdriver, my dad spilled beer all over the cards and we had to break out the backup decks, my great aunt threatened to institute a swear jar (only stopped by the fact that all of us are fucking broke), and my dad briefly dressed in light drag.

We’re all melding 120 now, wish us fucking luck.

[notafrogblog]