I posted an episode review for each of the first six episodes of the vampire Lestat. So for the sake of completeness, let me try to sum up how I feel about this episode. Tl;dr, I hated it, so if that bothers you, donāt read.
To start with Lestatās part of the story, the long table conceit was an effective idea, but I donāt think it was utilised terribly well. Overlong and meandering, honestly most of the time it felt like it was there to save budget. In the end, I donāt think they forced Lestat to confront his failures in any meaningful way. And as for the egregious, tone deaf, racist nonsense of dragging Paul ā PAUL ā in to say thank you for loving Louis the right way, by which I guess he means dropping him from a mile up in the sky? Who the fuck thought this shit up?
Also, seven episodes of not addressing the trial in any way except more or less confirming that yes Lestat was there voluntarily but no weāre not supposed to care. Nor are we supposed to care about anything Lestat did to Claudia. She should have been at the Table and she should have been allowed to confront Lestat. But no, Claudiaās rage is all for Louis, apparently. If she was cruel to Lestat that might be a bit sad and upsetting for him and we canāt have that.
Speaking of Louis, grotesque cruel gruesome body horror inflicted on Louis AGAIN. Better writers than me have dissected the unbelievable racism of the way black bodies are brutalised in comparison to white bodies. It was so clear and evident in this episode and across all three seasons of this show to the point that it cannot be denied.
Havenāt talked about Daniel much because heās not my favourite character but in a season in which it felt like every character was flattened and reduced to their worst traits, he was no exception. Disproportionately angry with Lestat (I get heās a dick, but you wanted him dead?) and apparently OK with whatever Armand did to Louis when last season he seemed to genuinely care about him. Meanwhile his dialogue consisted of nothing but hostility and racist microaggressions. IWTV Daniel was an arsehole, but had at least some depth to him that this version has lost.
And finally, Armand. My favourite character in this show, one of my favourite ever, and utterly destroyed here. Look, before you complain, yes Armand is unstable and violent and cruel. We knew that from 2 x 5 amongst other things. But this was on another level. The OTT extreme body horror cruelty. Targeted at Louis when others have hurt him far more. The long complex scheme that felt entirely out of character and also made no sense (what did Alex, or Larry, or this cult he apparently runs now, or AA, or the revenge porn have to do with anything?). The writersā intent is clearly to reduce him to a one-dimensional pantomime villain, I'm surprised they didn't have him tie Regina to some train tracks while they were at it. It also feels very deliberate that for three seasons in a row, we have had a finale reveal that surprise! Armand was lying! What this confirms for me is that the writers will never see Armand as anything but a sinister, inscrutable villain lurking in the shadows and plotting evil schemes. And this perception is now so deeply embedded in the audienceās mind I canāt see it being reversed even if we get some further insight into his POV or trauma in future seasons. And to be clear I donāt expect him to ever get that grace. I donāt think they care.
I know his trauma was acknowledged briefly in the scene. And thank you Jacob and Assad for acting it so beautifully. In a different context, it could have been meaningful and moving. It was something Armand clearly desperately needed to hear. But not in this context.
Finally, letās talk about the Islamophobia in this scene. Two Muslim coded characters live streaming a beheading is already in dubious territory. Choosing to set that scene in a kosher butcher moves things from thoughtless subtext to quite deliberate text. There is a strong case to be made that the show is quite intentional here in framing Armand as an Islamic terrorist.
So, final thoughts ā I wonāt watch season 4 unless something drastically changes. I really want to stop talking and thinking about this show but Iāve loved it too long and too deeply to just cut it off like that. But I hope at some point to get this all out of my system and move on. Itās heartbreaking. But there it is.



















