A personal blog for personal things

Hey all! I figured it was about time I made a personal blog so I can clean up my main blog. This is where I'll post various nsfw content, related to kink, things going on in my life, etc. Feel free to message me whenever :3

[euclasedeac]

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[andrewbaggott]

Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start The Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I, The Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser, Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Perón, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, ElvisPresley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge on the River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California, Baseball, Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide, Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola, Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole’ Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away! What else do I have to say?

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punkrock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline, Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy metal suicide, Foreign debts, Homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shore, China’s under martial law, Rock-and-roller cola wars

Are you kidding me? This is perfection.  Educate yourselves, buckos.  

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

WHAT A GREAT POST

[ghost-yon]

Wh…

[rook-de-rivas]

this is the most beautiful of all posts

[thetrickstergoddess]

one of my fave songs, will always know all the words

[weavemama]

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW 

[worthyironman]

new 2017 goal: gets your tweets shown in a white house press conference

[wraize]

^^^^^

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

A Jurassic Park video game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

Then, when you finished and the credits roll, the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half, the more trouble you’re in for the second

[artificinganima]

Its not -exactly- like this, but one of my favorite PC games is Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis.

Basically, you build your own Jurassic Park. You only get a few dinos at first so you have to go to digs & do research to unlock more.

From time to time, like after a bad storm for example, dinosaurs can and will escape and youll have to shoot them down with your security helicopter.

This is a super basic description but hontestly Ive lost too many hours in that game to remember

[wickedrella]

Savouring this a little while longer :( I’m going to miss you and Biden so much, thank you for your services and I will never forget you or biden. My favorite president. I wish you had 4 more years.

[ignorantsanonymous]

[camellia-quince]

Tweet of our fucking lifetime

[unduplicism]

SAY IT.

[pink-rabbits-deactivated2017011]

Gary is Carrie’s guardian angel ❤️

[laurintoxicate-deactivated20170]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[grand-theft-otters-deactivated2]

Send Christmas nudes

Tis the season to be a hoe

[grand-theft-otters-deactivated2]

I mean you don’t have to wrap your dick in Christmas lights and shove candy canes up your ass, but

[moonlitwitch]

I don’t usually do risque thigngs like this but im getting drunk on wine, the family is driving me nuts, and I want nudes *_*

[thischarmingmothman]

Petition to create the term “rad herring” for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won’t help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

[mylittleredgirl]

[prokopetz]

Random Headcanon: Ronald McDonald regenerates when killed, horror movie monster style, but the Burger King’s immortality is dependent on serial reincarnation. That’s why the latter tends to disappear from the public eye for a couple of decades every now and then; when Ronald loses a fight in their eternal struggle for dominion over all fast food, he’s fine in like a week, but when the King goes down, he needs to wait for his reincarnation to grow up.

(Though this would seem to give Ronald an insurmountable advantage, it’s less decisive than you’d think, because Ronald is actually kind of terrible in a fight. The knowledge that he only needs to win once makes him sloppy.)

[prokopetz]

Quite so. The Colonel is older than Ronald, and even the King, but his reach is bound by the fact that he can’t affect the material world on his own - he’s strictly limited by the capabilities of his current corporeal host. Like all elder ghosts, however, he can cast a mean curse, so it’s best to tread carefully in his court.

[prokopetz]

Wendy’s a tough one to pin down. Once a mere figurehead empress, she’s taken a more active hand in the politics of the Fast Food Wars since her father’s mysterious disappearance scarcely a decade past. Nobody’s quite sure what her deal is; to all appearances, she’s a perfectly ordinary fourteen-year-old girl - but she’s been fourteen for a long, long time.

[prokopetz]

Collecting a variety of requests:

The Taco Bell Chihuahua is gone. In her hubris, she challenged the Colonel to single combat, who unhinged his jaw like a snake and swallowed her whole. Nobody’s quite prepared to say she’s dead, since the powers of the Fast Food Wars have been known to come back from worse, but it’s been fifteen years now, and few expect her return.

The Five are a sinister cabal who eschew personal names and identities, being known only by their collective title. The secret to their power is that they’re actually a telepathic hive-mind; though their members are technically mortal, the collective itself can recover from individual losses as long as at least one of them survives.

Despite its icy clime, the Dairy Queen’s kingdom flows with milk and honey. Her subjects are well-fed and happy and want for nothing - but there’s always something brittle about their smiles. In truth, beneath her jolly facade, their glorious sorcerer-queen’s heart is as cold as her realm: all shall love her and despair.

The Caesar is an anomaly in the Fast Food Wars: a mortal who contends with gods. What he lacks in personal prowess, he makes up for with his vast armies and spy networks. The title is non-hereditary; the current Caesar ascended to the throne in the traditional fashion: by literally stabbing his predecessor in the back.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick - though the Fast Food Wars’ fields are bestrode by giants, all know to fear the Giant-Slayer. Cursed by the Old Gods to the form of a child’s toy for some forgotten jape, Jack rules still from his castle in the clouds. A wildcard in the Wars, he’s as likely to decimate his own realm in a fit of pique as he is to march against others.

[dee-the-red-witch]

Deities with temples scattered far and wide throughout the world. Welp, know  now what’ll make a good pantheon for the next post-post-apoc game that gets run. 

[420bootywizard69]

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

[ninastestanin]

Holy shit ._.

[rebelsofshield]

Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.

[soaringsparrows]

For those having trouble reading the text:

We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.

Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.

But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.

So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.

In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.

In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.

They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.

[arcticfoxbear]

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

[arafaelkestra]

To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a ‘humans are awesome’ fiction megapost: “you don’t know you’re from a Death World until you leave it.” For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.

[radioactivepeasant]

Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts

[crazy-pages]

Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?”

Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.”

Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?”

Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.” 

Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.”

Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.”

Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?”

Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.” 

Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.” 

[val-ritz]

“You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” “What, the molten rock?” “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” “Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”

[wuestenratte]

Sounds like the “Damned” trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.

[networkentertainment-offici-blog]

“And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?” 

“Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.”

“Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?”

“… well, actually…”

“… what?”

“…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..”

“…”

“…”

“…what?”

“we sent-”

“no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?”

“y-yeah”

“and they didn’t… die?”

“Well the first few did”

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”

[arcticfoxbear]

My new favorite Humans are Weird quote

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?”

aka The History of Russia

aka Arctic Exploration

aka The History of Alaska

[mikkeneko]

“How did you select these poor unlucky victims? Were they perhaps prisoners, or religionists atoning for some mortal sin?” “No, actually, they mostly… volunteered.”

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

“Oh mate, Wait ‘til you find out about the people who live there.”

“WHAT?!?!”

[logo-comics]

“You breathe what?!”

“Oxygen. I thought y’all did, too.”

“We breathe nitrogen! That’s what the filters we wear are for!”

“Y’know, I was wondering about those things.”

“You honestly breathe oxygen? But that stuff’s so corrosive that we use it to etch glass!”

“Oh, yeah… We do that too. Versatile stuff, oxygen. We also use it to start rockets, since we need something that burns well…”

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“You–you understand that the ground is unstable, right? You won’t be able to build on that planet.”

“Earthquakes? How big?”

“We have measured them to be 4.0 on your Richter scale.”

“Nah, that’s nothin’, we’ll take it.”

“You’ll what? The planet experiences weekly tectonic shifts! We’ve recorded spikes equivalent to a 6.0 on your scale!”

“Dude, we get like 500 of those a year.”

“Five hundred?!”

“We don’t even feel anything under like a 4.5, my guy. So let’s do this, where do I sign?”

[jasper-rolls]

i think “BODE” is the first time i’ve seen a meme described in a dream become a real meme. what is the power of BODE. can we harness this

[jasper-rolls]

i feel like i need to clarify because people keep bringing up hobo and glunkus - hobo and glunkus weren’t conceived as memes, they were literally just someone had a dream about new cats in neko atsume and then people drew it based on their description. BODE was explicitly described as being a meme in the dream and it became a meme in real life. a meme that crossed the boundary of the dream world to become a meme in reality.

[nymphaliday]

dream meme = dreme 

[omniasolart]

Harness Bode in the magical meme war against Nazi Pepe

[wumblr]

exactly

[maskandskull]

ok but no this is PERFECT because the ancient Egyptian cat goddess Bast/Bastet is a solar lion goddess of warfare and revelry, she who rises as gold, the devourer, drinker of blood, protector of Ra and slayer of the serpent Apep, lady of perfume and joy, lady of sexuality and luxury, sister of Sekhmet (who nearly destroyed the entire world onetime just because she was in the zone). She is depicted holding the Ankh, showing she is an arbiter of life and death, and she protects against contagious diseases and evil spirits. A meme, after all, is contagious.

Also she kills snakes and other vermin that threaten the wellbeing of her people. Interestingly, the oldest representations of Kuk (funny how that more conventional rendering has been edited off Wikipedia recently) depict him as a snake, only later did he become a frog and his sister-wife a snake. Cats eat frogs anyway, that’s totally a thing.

Later Bast-as-Ailuros was understood by the Greeks as a lunar goddess parallel to Artemis, goddess of the hunt and protector of young girls, who is beeteedubs queer as balls (also note that Artemis was prominently worshiped Sparta, some say she was their patron deity, and Sparta was pretty rad and gay)

And lest we forget, Artemis is also a cat, guardian and advisor to Sailor Venus (who is completely obsessed with pop culture and would be a total meme queen)

And BODE, the word itself, the original post said it was short for bodacious, which is a funny word, no one is really sure where it comes from, but some have speculated it’s derived from Boadicea, an alternative spelling of Boudica, as in “boadacious - resembling Boadicea” and I hope we all know that Boudica was a hella kickass native guerilla leader who almost drove the invading Romans out of Britain, who was referred to euphemistically as a lioness and whose rebel forces sacked *London* like nbd.

But BODE is also identical to bode, an omen or portent of a particular outcome. One might say “this bodes well for me” or “that bodes ill for him” and what does BODE bode? The lioness of liberation, protector of her peoples, the vaccine against contagion, snake-eater, sun and moon.

BODE is also found in abode, a dwelling place, and bode as the past tense of bide, meaning to wait, and this is the kicker. The nazis had to *make* Sad Frog into Kuk, but BODE was already here, waiting. The internet is made of cats.

BODE is Bast the protector, the sun and moon, snake-eater. BODE is Boudica the liberator, vengeful warrior queen, rebel insurgent. BODE is the omen and the power. BODE is rad and gay. BODE is the internet. BODE has traveled through dreams and into reality. She rises!

[thestarrywisdom]

ok but

[da-at-ass]

See, I asked the community, I said, we need a symbol, a meme to fight back with, but I’m not gonna come up with it myself, I’m gonna wait for someone to BRING IT. And then it appeared IN A DREAM and overnight became real and then turned out to be ALREADY HERE.

B O D E   R I S E S

[magicianmew]

@chaotekojote Dude. DUDE.

[missvoltairine-blog]

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

[ratburglars]

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

[judgebunnie]

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

[knottahooker]

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

[sadcypress]

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

[mildredjosephine]

My husband and I still quote this to this day.

[lawfulgoodness]

I give the full “hokey, so… here’s the earth” whenever I’m stumbling over my words or trying to figure out what to say.

AND WHO SAYS THIS VIDEO ISN’T FUNNY!?!?!?!?  I WILL FIGHT YOU!

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

What the fuck kind of a heretic doesn’t think this is funny?

[between-the-ley-lines]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS

[commander--kirschtein]

Never forget.

[poke-parfait]

Weed man in alola ain’t even trying to hide it

[witch-of-the-diaspora]

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive. Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids. Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises. During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted. In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize.  She was not selected.  Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

[unicornempire]

One thing I love about tumblr is that there are so many people who write nice informational and historical posts, things I’d have never learned in school because they’re usually about women.

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[caliphorniaqueen]

“meet the dapper white nationalist”

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

the mainstream media just as spineless and unscrupulous as the power they profess to speak truth to go figure

[thatoneniggawiththedreads]

Oh my fucking god

[red3blog]

“Oh, the Nazis are so well dressed now!”

Like, the uniforms of the SS were designed by Hugo Boss. Dressing fascist white supremacy in fancy clothes is nothing new. Stop being impressed that LITERAL NAZIs just put on a suit.

[istayshigh420]