Artiz cove

Where dreams of kitties and memes come true

[stimman4000]

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[engiqueers]

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[justnoodlefishthings]

peak of human engineering

[friendly-animals]

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[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[curlykoalas]

This cat doesn’t look real

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

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scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[princesstigerbelle]

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

Gave me the inspiration for a drawing exercise

[thats-so-meme]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[stannisbaratheon]

[fonzullah]

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s had a ruff day.

[thechurchofbobsaget-deactivated]

[venndaai]

then again

the more things change….

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

[berlynn-wohl]

“probably even earlier”

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Snemons, or snail demons.

[gif87a-com]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

me getting up at 3 am to consume water

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

really good post if you ever drink water

[programmerhumour]

[naamahdarling]

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

[stunnerpone-deactivated20210116]

[thats-so-meme]

Tumblr is dead

[weloveshortvideos]

[treeloverfan]

Was this the intention

[falafelpide-deactivated20170822]

very tired cat writing a term paper

[animusrox]

Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series

[twostriptechnicolor]

This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.

[muchymozzarella]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN

Her physical condition didn’t allow her to age

No one took her seriously as an actress

And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldn’t take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult

That’s a lot of blows to someone’s psyche 

and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one

[barnabasdeimos]

I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid. 

[darkslover]

And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

Baby Doll is so underrated as a Batman villain 

but her episode was perfect 

[wolvensnothere]

Batman: The Animated Series The story of one fucked up, traumatized little boy, doing his best to help other fucked up traumatized people.

[absentlyabbie]

#this show is the only batcanon that matters to me #dc can burn everything else down but they’ll never pry the dcau from cold dead clawed hands

[albawrites-deactivated20230805]

The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesn’t put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and he’s as human as he can be to them.

When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.

In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freeze’s fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.

He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.

Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when they’re hurting or threatening people. And he’s not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. He’s going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesn’t mean he’s incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.

[hoku-san]

Batman needs become human again

[wetwareproblem]

Because it needs to be here:

[lehrastar-deactivated20250708]

[eric-coldfire]

Remember that time a young girl with near god-like psychic powers threatened to destroy reality and the only one that could stop her was Batman because he had a previous encounter with her and was tasked with killing her to restore reality.

But instead, Batman sat with her on a swing and kept her company as the girl’s psychic powers slowly killed her.

No?

[chaos-heim]

[fuckstaffposts]

Fuck you people making me emotional

[thecelestialchild]

The. Batman.

[filbipott]

This is MY Batman, not the murderous fascist they’ve made him into.

[pietriarchy]

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks