Trashfan

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice hi my name is Aryel nice to meet you

[n64thstreet]

The terrible trio of Rampage World Tour, by Midway.

[extramadness]

[bennieandthejosh]

Based on a true story

[did-you-know]

There’s a brain condition that gives you an uncontrollable urge to make puns. 

If you’ve damaged the right frontal lobe of your brain, you can develop Witzelsucht, which is German for “joke addiction”. The condition causes a compulsive need to constantly make up or tell jokes- even in the middle of the night or during an important interview. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[mens-rights-activia]

Paul McCartney found bald 👨‍🦲

[aryel-rose-styles]

And they say I'm not funny

[pirateprincess714]

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[dead--on--demand]

x

[wizardjpeg]

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

[punkrockpersephone]

But I’m not wearing socks??

[wizardjpeg]

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

[animusrox]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[stream]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[fixedyourmeme]

[globrights]

how to come out to your dad (and find your pride) 

[aryel-rose-styles]

This is by far one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen this show continues to fucking blow me away

[zaynharrie]

WISH I COULD SAY THANK YOU TO MALCOM CUZ HE WAS AN ANGEL