you’ve heard of sugar, spice and everything nice, now get ready for
INFP: self-loathing, a fair amount of diggity, obscure obsessions, and angry crying
ENFP: an overwhelming surplus of diggity, tarot cards, complaining, and chaos
ENFJ: an insatiable thirst for attention, vision boards, the finer things in life, and drama
INFJ: the inevitable and irreversible heat death of the universe, codependent relationships, some common sense, and unexplained bruises
INTJ: the inevitable and irreversible heat death of the universe, strategy games, tragic backstory, and unexplained bruises
ENTJ: sadism, vision boards, the finer things in life, and corporate slavery
ENTP: an overwhelming surplus of diggity, constantly hurting people’s feelings, social manipulation, and chaos
INTP: nihilism, a fair amount of diggity, obscure obsessions, and moral flexibility
ISTP: nihilism, the aesthetic, freakishly accurate hunches, and moral flexibility
ESTP: party rock, constantly hurting people’s feelings, social manipulation, and dystopian nightmares
ESTJ: sadism, terms and conditions, hardly any diggity, and corporate slavery
ISTJ: that summertime, fall, wintertime, springtime sadness, strategy games, tragic backstory, and no diggity
ISFJ: that summertime, fall, wintertime, springtime sadness, codependent relationships, some common sense, and no diggity
ESFJ: an insatiable thirst for attention, terms and conditions, hardly any diggity, and drama
ESFP: party rock, tarot cards, complaining, and dystopian nightmares
ISFP: self-loathing, the aesthetic, freakishly accurate hunches, and angry crying