Yoyoyo

The one piece is real and its up my ass bitches

[asexualperversion]

Accepting Request

Rn I'm on that One Piece grind and I'm feeling inspired✨

Characters

I'm keeping the list small for now. May edit later

Shanks

Mihawk

Crocodile

Doflamingo

Trafalgar Law

Portgas D. Ace

Ceaser

Robin

MASTERLIST

Random Info

Feel comfortable to request anything specific, just explain it the best you can.

I'm autistic and have no personal construct for gender, so I will write gender neutral unless specified.

I am a safe space if you just want to info-dump to vent/rant about a character. My inbox is open for all you pookies and baby girls.

I'm willing to write yandere and some spicy/suggestive content. My inner demons have never even seen a sex, so me writing one may be absolutely horrendous, but my inner Wattpad child will try if you really want me to.

No No

skat

foot fetish

incest

age regression

straight up rape

I will add to list of no- nos as I find ncessary.

[littleprincefan]

hi guys is anyone still Alive after that mark video

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*BEEP!!!*

[reputayswift]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER MOBILE GAME 🦇

5.05 | "No Place Like Home"

[evilnonbinarywizard]

The only attraction I feel is because of GRAVITY

(Collapses into black hole, spagghettifying and absorbing all nearby passerby)

[life-in-toontown]

I guess we have to cancel Donnie

Who wants turtle soup?

[asexualperversion]

[4tticwives]

[asexualperversion]

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[lizz-blizt]

How I got the notification for this post

Conflicting forces

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Rejoice for the damage we are causing to John Harvey Kellogg's ghost.

[asexualperversion]

[curieously]

from @nationalmarineaquarium

[asexualperversion]

I am indeed a fish. And I am this one.

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[maroon-ram]

I love the message and artstyle but did they have to give the cute lovable gator depression? T^T carry on lil buddy, this too shall pass

[grimeclown]

The gator is the whole point. It's a stand-in for the author that has felt the need to suppress the aspects of themself that others find unappealing, their anger, their sadness, the things people find abrasive or just "weird" in order to make themself more digestible for the people around them because the alternative is to be alone. The gator is only "cute" and "lovable" because it was not allowed to be anything else.

[shockpine]

[foxthefiend]

If enough of us call dispatch homophobic maybe we can scare the devs into making flambert cannon

[asexualperversion]

I want toxic yaoi and I want it NOW

[the-fridge-orange]

[kobbers]

sometimes you gotta do some angry scribbling with the blorbos -_-

[asexualperversion]

FUCK ICE

[duckcrumbs]

Another of the baby boy! I head-cannon that splinter marked the turtles with colour coded stickers to tell them apart in the beginning.

[asexualperversion]

MY SON MY BABY

[emirrart]

loud ////

[asexualperversion]

*really loud incorrect buzzer*

[columnfellow]

A very good way to know if someone is bigoted is if they think Wendigoon is a bigot because based off of everything Wendigoon has said he very obviously aligns with the Left wing far more than the Right and the only reason to believe he’s racist or sexist or anything else is because either a) you believe all Christians/Religious people are or b) you believe all Southerners/Rural people are, which are both obviously very bigoted opinions to have